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By yummy(: - 31/10/2010 02:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 08:03 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was sad I'd forgotten to bake him the cookies that I was planning to send to him for Christmas. His response was "Good, you suck at cooking anyway." FML

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The eye of the beholder

By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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Thanks

By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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Yummy

By Cupcakes - 15/04/2013 05:11 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML

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By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

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Low blow

By Anonymous - 09/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I tried baking my own bread to save food money. Unfortunately I screwed it up, prompting my wife to look at me pityingly and say "Wow, can't get even bread to rise." before walking out. I have erectile dysfunction, and she constantly insults me like this. FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By Cakeman - 08/11/2009 15:03 - United States

Today, I was at a barbecue. I picked up a piece of cake and began complaining to the man next to me about how horrible it tasted. "It tastes like a s***!" I said. His wife baked it. FML

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DrAwesome 6

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:40

You know, that whole conversation really was... *puts on sunglasses* ... in bad taste.

Micayla 12

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:25

Aww! Thats mean xD You deserve it for making fun of his cookies(:

Comments

DrAwesome 6

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:40

You know, that whole conversation really was... *puts on sunglasses* ... in bad taste.

TheLetterZero 7

Sunday 31 October 2010 14:36

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

starile 19

Sunday 31 October 2010 18:43

Omg where have you been??

DrAwesome 6

Sunday 31 October 2010 18:48

8-hour bus trip home from college. Didn't really have time to contribute, but I've finally got some down time. Thanks for wondering. :3

TheTrueDarkness 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 1:46

Epic win. But,yeah, OP, that was a little harsh.

xiaoxaio 5

Friday 18 November 2011 15:44

YEAAAA!!

StewieBigFan 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:42

Do women have no sense of humor? He was obviously joking. -_-

42billybob 5

Monday 1 November 2010 20:40

^ | | This. Seriously, people don't say stuff like that in seriousness unless they've been planning on breaking up with you for a while, or seriously upset.

deepunder 17

Sunday 23 June 2013 8:48

I feel he was dead serious. Would u like getting complemented for an excellent presentation, then ignored because of your face?

jess2gd4u 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:43

lol made me literally laugh out loud. ur man is a sooky brat. what a girl getting all defensive about that. lol.

hghiPigh 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:46

is this some sort of a cheap ploy to let the fml population think you taste good?

elmorous 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 16:18

perhaps, but I would avoid the hollandaise sauce

yourlifesfucked 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 17:33

but hollandaise goes so well with fish... see what I did there?

SwiftKick2DA 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:46

atleast you taste good.

maphineRAWRS 10

Sunday 31 October 2010 10:03

hahaha, win to your boyfriend :)

alex1432 9

Sunday 31 October 2010 10:24

Is it just me but are gender roles not really followed as much nowadays.

NJXD 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 10:44

haha

tuxedoandex 28

Monday 5 January 2015 4:12

he was just ******* trying to bake cookies, it's not anything special ok

mrahhhhh 21

Sunday 31 October 2010 10:31

I could say the same thing about... Mashed cornbread. That stuff looks like little kid vomit but is incredibly delicious. Now I want thanksgiving to come already! :( Too bad nobody passes out cornbread on Halloween night. :'(. *cries in corner* Anyway I'll stop rambling now.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Sunday 31 October 2010 18:27

Mm, 32. Ever had corn pudding? That's some yummy shit. Sidenote: Please ignore the double-post. My app's wonking out, and I guess the reply feature doesn't work so hot on the mobile site. =