Love: Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided...

By ShouldBeSingleSoon - 26/03/2013 04:15 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2023 15:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend is mad at his landlady because she hasn’t followed through yet on the new front door she promised a month ago. He, on the other hand, has neither cleaned the toilet, nor washed any dishes since he moved in. Which was… a month ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex girlfriend that never moved out. FML

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This Charming Man

By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 14:00

Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML

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Weird reason to leave, but OK

By Anonymous - 13/07/2021 04:01

Today, I moved out a few weeks ago because I was sick of my husband not helping around the house, and told him he’d never manage without me. I checked today while he was at work. The house is the cleanest I’ve ever seen it; apparently he doesn’t need me and most of the mess was actually mine. FML

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Toxic masculinity = No housework

By sigh - 24/11/2011 19:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML

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Can't win

By Billie - 04/02/2021 00:01 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2015 15:08 - United Kingdom - Paisley

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML

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Sneaky sneaky...

By Snowflakepandi - 01/09/2017 13:00

Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 09:25 - Monaco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2012 20:56 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML

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Tuesday 26 March 2013 11:55

Count your blessings that it only took a month of living together to find out what a douche canoe he is.

mk58 31

Tuesday 26 March 2013 11:53

Good riddance.

Comments

HarroIAmBob 21

Tuesday 26 March 2013 20:43

dump that lazy sexist ****. you can do SO much better.

eman683122 5

Tuesday 26 March 2013 20:47

Dump his ass!!!

anniemeece 23

Tuesday 26 March 2013 20:54

FYL because he's a douche, but YDI because misogynistic attitudes were probably apparent much earlier in the relationship, but you ignored them and wanted him to move in with you anyway.

acerima 11

Tuesday 26 March 2013 21:12

Your username says it all. This dude has mommy issues.

azureblade 4

Tuesday 26 March 2013 21:21

Wait, after he said "thats what women are for" you continued to date this loser?

suewtsn 3

Tuesday 26 March 2013 22:00

Lol. That's cute. Funny boyz.

summerguy97 16

Wednesday 27 March 2013 1:18

And you're still with him why?

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 27 March 2013 1:52

He sounds like he was just using you for sex and someone to cook and clean up after his selfish ass. His parents are a huge failure for not instilling in him while he was young to respect and treat women with kindness, and not as cum dumpsters who cook and clean up after him.