Love: Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided...

By ShouldBeSingleSoon - 26/03/2013 04:15 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML

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Today, my boyfriend is mad at his landlady because she hasn’t followed through yet on the new front door she promised a month ago. He, on the other hand, has neither cleaned the toilet, nor washed any dishes since he moved in. Which was… a month ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex girlfriend that never moved out. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 14:00

Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2021 04:01

Today, I moved out a few weeks ago because I was sick of my husband not helping around the house, and told him he’d never manage without me. I checked today while he was at work. The house is the cleanest I’ve ever seen it; apparently he doesn’t need me and most of the mess was actually mine. FML

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By sigh - 24/11/2011 19:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML

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By Billie - 04/02/2021 00:01 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2015 15:08 - United Kingdom - Paisley

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML

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By Snowflakepandi - 01/09/2017 13:00

Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 09:25 - Monaco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2012 20:56 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML

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Tuesday 26 March 2013 11:55

Count your blessings that it only took a month of living together to find out what a douche canoe he is.

mk58 31

Tuesday 26 March 2013 11:53

Good riddance.

Comments

pmadNess 16

Tuesday 26 March 2013 17:44

Be glad! Now you won't be cleaning up after him and your place will stay much cleaner!

pacmanman 15

Tuesday 26 March 2013 17:51

What a sexist asshole! Be glad you got rid of him when you did!

Inciter 33

Tuesday 26 March 2013 17:54

Just be happy that this happened before you got married. At least now you didn't end up wasting tons of money on a wedding and eventual divorce.

noelleflores97 12

Tuesday 26 March 2013 18:04

Why are you dating this prick?

AerBear115 15

Tuesday 26 March 2013 18:35

Dump his ass. Women are not JUST for cleaning. He's sexist.

frankenfinger 12

Tuesday 26 March 2013 18:47

I would like to apologize on behalf of all men, and apologize that you are with such a d**k. i'm with the others who say you should dump him. You deserve so much better than him

aligater10 7

Tuesday 26 March 2013 18:57

Your and idiot for picking someone like that.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Tuesday 26 March 2013 19:49

*You're an The irony here. it's delicious.

katt_is_here 24

Saturday 30 March 2013 17:32

You're stupid. :) Some people do not show their true colors until after you start dating.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 26 March 2013 19:36

Get yourself a new man unless you want to clean up after him for the rest of your life.

nicole_2792 8

Tuesday 26 March 2013 19:39

Dump him. Dump him NOW.

hazardmuffin 21

Tuesday 26 March 2013 20:38

Sorry he turned out to be such a douche...sucks it took til you moved in together to know it. Best kick him out of your life and move on. (Unless you were already aware of his underlying douchebaggery, then ydi, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.)