By howaboutno - 14/03/2013 09:02 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend, whom I haven't heard from in a whole month, turned up at my door because it was apparently "steak and blowjob day." FML
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your_ma 27

Eh how is he still your boyfriend anyway when you haven't seen or heard from him in a month?!

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TeamKelly 10

Time for a new boyfriend...

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uriaskm 2

That's your fault. How can he still be your boyfriend after you haven't heard from him in a while month!

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skyeyez9 24

After a month of an abrupt break in communication, I would have assumed he dumped you, and had no balls to tell you he broke it off. Tell him to eat shit and go to hell.

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Bunny21 11

What an asshole, sounds about time to bite a head off.

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97buble 1

Ahha the funniest about all this is that it actually is a real day! Google it!

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icepick23 12

You sound like a selfish person. Ew.

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BigSexy123 11

How is OP selfish? Her boyfriend - whom she hasn't heard from for a whole month - shows up at her door demanding steak and a *******. Your priorities are skewed, in the worst way.

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SiHa00095 15

That's when you say "Go make me a steak and you can go give a hobo a ********"

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xtineb15 6

man has got a point... it is steak and a ******** day...one month after valentines day...

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Twisted_Angel 17

Sounds like my ex boyfriend. exactly a month went by, and he sent me a text acting like it was his phone acting up, eating his messages. You're better off without him.

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megmichelle45 3

ydi for not dumping the fool. a whole month of no contact, seriously?

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