By howaboutno - 14/03/2013 09:02 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend, whom I haven't heard from in a whole month, turned up at my door because it was apparently "steak and blowjob day." FML
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your_ma 27

Eh how is he still your boyfriend anyway when you haven't seen or heard from him in a month?!

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TeamKelly 10

Time for a new boyfriend...

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joethebiden 8

Hey, I like the idea. Way to think outside the box. It ought to be a national holiday or something. Maybe if someone starts a petition on that White House We The People site thingy, or enough people write to their congressman or something, we can get S&BJ day officially recognized and printed on calendars someday.

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onorexveritas 23

by your name, I am guessing you made the right decision and kicked his ass

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Tell him it's time for you to break up with him. He sound's worthless and pathetic.

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peachykeenLNG 13

You're seriously waiting around for a guy who talks to you once a month and you call that a "boyfriend"?

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misspennycakes 7

If you haven't heard from your boyfriend in a month I'm pretty sure he's not your biufriend

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eaglerob 20

He has 29 other girls that he uses that same line on every month.

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vacompton 3

Can't really understand how he can be your boyfriend if you haven't spoken in a month. Sounds more like a booty call & he wants you to cook him a steak dinner. So, if you did what he wanted then your boyfriend picker is broken.

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Kelishas 9

I feel like this FML should have started with the line "Today, my now ex-boyfriend.."

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Lilo4life 26

Now the real question is... We're you pathetic enough to give it to him?

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