Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of...

By Eva - 13/02/2011 09:32 - France

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML

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By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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By Cantgetno - 20/09/2011 07:45 - United States

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

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By nazirah4shizzle - 15/05/2015 19:54 - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to wake me up by fingering me. Let's just say going to the ER to get your tampon dug out isn't fun. FML

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By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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By lalalasmiles06 - 04/09/2010 03:47

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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By Genuine D - 13/05/2017 08:00 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML

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By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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margokle 1

Sunday 13 February 2011 19:38

Is your "boyfriend" a cat?

SandraGee 7

Sunday 13 February 2011 19:43

I guess he was trying to play tug-o-war with your ******.

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nicole1784 0

Monday 14 February 2011 3:21

I agree I like the pic and the comment so....

DominoS13_fml 0

Monday 14 February 2011 3:29

ya know I don't think youre supposed to sleep with those in...

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Monday 14 February 2011 3:43

I floss with dirty tampons andwash my dishes with pads.

reenkaur 7

Tuesday 31 January 2012 15:51

your both disgusting and stupid!!!

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Monday 14 February 2011 3:45

And* wash*

AsiaTheMega123 1

Monday 14 February 2011 4:00

That's the least of your worries....

Hannah_Huckaby17 3

Monday 14 February 2011 4:02

What a great way to wake up (:

lol32360 0

Monday 14 February 2011 4:22

how r u going to get ur tampon out??

lol32360 0

Monday 14 February 2011 4:22

how r u going to get ur tampon out??

Life_is_golf 0

Monday 14 February 2011 4:33

Be fortunate he didn't yank it out.. Happen th me and I couldnt walk for 4 days):

Decodedman 1

Monday 14 February 2011 6:33

What she didn't realize was her boyfriend had just finished putting it back in...

annigotammo 1

Monday 14 February 2011 4:48

he sounds gross...

kay729 7

Monday 14 February 2011 5:14

ewww...

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