Love: Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans....

By hendrix1 - 25/08/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

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Same thing different taste

By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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By Emily - 17/12/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By whatever - 24/11/2012 07:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 07:47 - Venezuela

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML

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By Oh - 22/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Winterville

Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML

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By bunnyyy - 07/01/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML

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By whatheffers - 07/07/2010 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML

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By love_letter - 29/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML

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By wtf - 26/08/2012 05:03 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML

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Gema2dicks 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 18:59

COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!

cwissi 5

Thursday 25 August 2011 20:16

At least it wasn't Wingdings

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the7thchild 6

Saturday 27 August 2011 4:33

they meant over email

Batteryisillegal 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 5:06

....

CRAB_MAN13 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 7:38

COMIC SANNNNNS

InsaneLife98 14

Saturday 27 August 2011 7:52

Real people would never use Comic Sans. Get a better boyfriend, you don't need him.

techowarfare 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 9:12

COMIC SAAAAANS Cyanide and happiness ftw

Elliott_jd 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 10:19

Hilarious!

pseudonomous 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 0:50

COMIC SAAAAANNSS!!! *shakes fist* Oh, C

spookymalice 3

Sunday 28 August 2011 5:20

COMIC SAAAAAAANS!!!! *shakes fist*

USbrit18 0

Monday 29 August 2011 8:06

Oh cyanide and happiness, you saved the day :)

lh1 3

Monday 29 August 2011 23:29

hahahaha what an idiot !

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