Love: Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans....

By hendrix1 - 25/08/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 07:47 - Venezuela

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML

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Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML

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By bunnyyy - 07/01/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML

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By love_letter - 29/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML

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By wtf - 26/08/2012 05:03 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML

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Gema2dicks 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 18:59

COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!

cwissi 5

Thursday 25 August 2011 20:16

At least it wasn't Wingdings

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pinkrink9 5

Friday 26 August 2011 4:22

So?

theblackzach 0

Friday 26 August 2011 4:28

At least it wasn't wing dings

neongurl98 10

Friday 26 August 2011 4:30

What's wrong with comic sans?

xxslayer77xx 3

Friday 26 August 2011 4:31

More like crack up letter! :D Sorry, your ex must have been a C&H fan......FYL? COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!

briannaahhhh 0

Friday 26 August 2011 4:46

comic sans is awesome, but that suck

LeFunnyJunk 2

Friday 26 August 2011 5:42

So he reads cyanide and happiness. "it'll be more of a crack up letter! Shell be laughing too hard to be sad!"

s24sammy 8

Friday 26 August 2011 5:45

Comic Sans is awesome

jimbobpro87 0

Friday 26 August 2011 5:45

lol he did it in style..... wats the issue

Hennessyx3 5

Friday 26 August 2011 5:54

thats kinda messed up and childish of him, smh FYL

rwq891 4

Friday 26 August 2011 5:59

Next time date an adult.

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