By Bella - 15/01/2013 18:57 - United States - Sanford

Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML
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Awesomeelliot 11

Still a better love story than Twil....oh wait

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theninja1800 11

Twilight is such a terrible movie. Truly. FYL OP for having to endure that in real life.

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yzzami 17

You should go along with it and imitate a log

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errr_21 5

At least your with Edward in this situation. Team Edward!

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napalm_uniqorn 27

It's easy to fix that. Just break ones neck, and expose the other to sunlight. Or you could just give them both a good hard kick in the balls and tell them to 'Man Up'

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TheCandyHater 7

Haha that's kinda awesome actually :D Maybe you should change your name though

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wetandnaked 4

Go along with it. Kiss the shirtless one right in front of your bf, and then say you were just acting like Bella.

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