By Bella - 15/01/2013 18:57 - United States - Sanford

Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML
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Awesomeelliot 11

Still a better love story than Twil....oh wait

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theninja1800 11

Twilight is such a terrible movie. Truly. FYL OP for having to endure that in real life.

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iloveshim 14

Maybe it's time to change the storyline and choose the hot shirtless friend

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Zebediabolical 39

If it was the first time, I'd have sympathy. But since this has happened more than once, YDI OP.

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peoplepainter 1

They are gay and you are his beard. FYL, sorry.

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Feliciano 12

Sound like it should be in robot chicken or something xD

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Barriaultcory 16

So you feel like you're Bella? Maybe now you understand why she only looks like she has one emotion..... misery

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Izzy325 4

Maybe it's not suppose to be romantic... But what about a Threesome?

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Pussycat86 18

Hahahahahahahaha constipated!!! Couldn't agree more Hahahahahahaha!

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akiahara 14

Just don't turn into Bella or breed with them and you'll be fine. Might want to make sure they can't speak, too..

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BrotherTheo 31

Tell them you'd like to try role-play from the Buffyverse instead. See how that goes over.

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Abantiquo 7

There'd be bruises in that game! Possibly broken bones. :O

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