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By FMyBrain - 06/06/2014 21:26 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, my brain decided to go into suicide mode. So far I've managed to open a fridge door into my face, walk balls-first into the corner of a table, and sliced my finger while trying to cut open some thick plastic packaging with scissors. I'll probably be dead by the time this is posted. FML
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Welshite 39

Roll yourself in bubble wrap and wait for the Universe to find another hapless victim. It's the only thing left to do.

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stupidface15 16

one time my brain got messed up like that and i died so be careful

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cakefete2 30

Oh no the zombies have hi-speed internet connections!

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

how come you can post this, if you're dead?

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Noelletakumi 36

If there's no follow up I shall assume that he may be dead

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JuzReading 23

OP does sound like he has a case of being accident-prone.

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awkward_welcomes 8

For me that's what every Monday feels like.

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jsp16 24

We need a follow up.....if you're still alive.

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JD1147 27

Do you have Funniest Home Videos in your country?

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fsomelife 26

When days like this come, slowly, carefully, without touchcing anything go back to bed and stay there.

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wvni 13

But how can you not touch anything and get in bed? What if the blankets suffocate you? Oh the horrors of the bed

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fsomelife 26

No no no. Blankets -- good. Everything else -- baaaad.

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