By FMyBrain - 06/06/2014 21:26 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, my brain decided to go into suicide mode. So far I've managed to open a fridge door into my face, walk balls-first into the corner of a table, and sliced my finger while trying to cut open some thick plastic packaging with scissors. I'll probably be dead by the time this is posted. FML
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Welshite 39

Roll yourself in bubble wrap and wait for the Universe to find another hapless victim. It's the only thing left to do.

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ninjacow123 6

Best FML I have ever read. I love you

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emily4040 18

We need a follow-up! Are you dead?

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alilbitcrazy 10

Just to be on the safe side, don't operate any heavy machinery

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Godsofdracos 15

Or Microwaves. Screw it better not operate anything that's a machine.

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martin8337 35

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust....

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weveallbeenthere 30

you need to wrap your body in bubble wrap.

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shine999 12

Haha like the way how it is described!

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Celestial_Dreams 15

Well, there is obviously one choice. Wrap yourself in bubble wrap and wait.

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