By FMyBrain - 06/06/2014 21:26 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, my brain decided to go into suicide mode. So far I've managed to open a fridge door into my face, walk balls-first into the corner of a table, and sliced my finger while trying to cut open some thick plastic packaging with scissors. I'll probably be dead by the time this is posted. FML
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Welshite 39

Roll yourself in bubble wrap and wait for the Universe to find another hapless victim. It's the only thing left to do.

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Geometric 18

We are all gathered here today to celebrate the life of FMyBrain, who lived his life to the fullest despite being plagued by a series of unfortunate events. Long may he rest in peace.

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Llama_Face89 33

I'm gonna say if there's no OP response that they died.

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vikky538 28

this is called FML final destination...

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Girlie7 11

We need a follow up if your alive.....if not RIP...

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mkayden 23

I feel you OP. I had something similar yesterday, I kept almost tripping over everything and I almost fell out of nowhere a couple times as well.. It's gonna be ok OP!

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sjhill 32

I'm moving out today and I've so far managed to dislocate my shoulder, slice my knuckle open somehow, faceplant off a bus and walk into a door. I have bubble wrap too. I'm just going to roll myself up in it and try not to suffocate in the meantime. All this has happened after I read this, so I think you're contagious.

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