Miscellaneous: Today, my brother and his friend ambushed me, tied me to a chair,...

By boundandgagged - 13/01/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, my brother and his friend ambushed me, tied me to a chair, and put a sock in my mouth. My mom found me 10 minutes later, took the sock out, and asked, "Why are you tied to a chair?" I told her what happened. She looked at me, laughed, stuffed the sock back in my mouth, and left. FML

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By Noname - 27/02/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, during a game of manhunt, my brother and his friends thought it would be funny to tie me to a telelphone pole with my very own multicolored jumprope from when I was younger. They left me there. My mom drove by, stared and then laughed, She kept driving. FML

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By kingwalrus - 12/06/2010 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML

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Private freakout

By emmy - 03/06/2022 00:00

Today, the neighbors called the cops on us because they heard a series of loud screams. No, no one was being murdered, but my mom found one of my socks in the laundry room. FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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By tortured - 27/11/2013 03:11 - United States

Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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Patsy

By Anonymous - 28/04/2022 12:00

Today, my brother ran in, handed me a spatula, and told me to stand still. Barely a second later, our sister came tearing in the house with a fresh, raised welt on her ass cheek in the shape of said spatula, saw me holding said spatula, and kicked my ass up and down the house until I escaped. FML

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By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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Solid case for the defense

By DT_tasha - 11/09/2022 15:00

Today, our mom hit my brother's head hard against the wall. He was taken to the hospital with a head wound. He came home in the evening, and said that his mom told him to say that it was his sister who'd hit him with a ball. My brother had told me the story and I'd recorded it on a tape recorder. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2018 18:00

Today, my brother threw a mug at my head and threatened to stab anybody who came at him because I woke him up for school. I called the police after threats were thrown at my mom, who then lied to them and said I overreacted. I'm currently getting the silent treatment from my family. FML

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littlelemur 2

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:21

YDI for getting ambushed. you should NEVER let your guard down! constant vigilance! lol

WOW_idc123 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:18

haha cool mom

Comments

Vitamin_C 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 0:55

Your mom is pretty amazing. I do understand that it's hard to have a sense of humour when you're bound and gagged, but still..

sjisje 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 0:57

one of the best so far rofl fyl

ipwnallmen 10

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:03

talk about taking bromance to the next level.. bound and gagged.... sounds like the start of a wincest porno.. srry, but this is too freaking funny!

GearsFan56 1

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:09

wow........

TripleJumpMan 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:23

I would totally do he same

ipwnallmen 10

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:26

ps i really hope they make a comic of this> K, FML staff! Make a comic of this! Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

ttlyhorrified 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 3:27

Please please make this a comic!!!!!

CYNNER 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:38

HECK YEA!!

lexuality 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:43

YDI for not being able to spit a damn sock out of your own mouth.

jpest17 5

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:54

fake! u should be able to get a sock out. and it's hars to tie peopletochairs if they don't spend a reasonable amount oftime to learn how.

Firesprite2009 0

Friday 15 January 2010 0:07

What's hard about it? My brother tied our grandad to a chair, and used one of his (grandad's) old toy lawnmowers to shave his hair off. You just wrap whatever you're going to tie them down with around the chair and tie a knot. It isn't remotely difficult, and presumably, the friend was pinning him down.

EmmaLouu 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:56

Hah yeah my brother and I have the same friends, meaning I have a lot of younger guy friends, we call it our family..anyway some of them were at my house while my brother was gone and they dragged me onto the floor, tied my legs up,taped my hands behind my back put tape on my mouth then took a video of it and sent it to some of our other friends. after that they left me in the dark taped to the couch in the basement for about 25 minutes.