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By Normal - 13/12/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML

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By everore - 25/12/2012 18:12 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML

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XxxTohardforuxxX 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 6:20

FYL. You should tell your brother's next girlfriend that he wets the bed. :D

Jenny444_fml 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 6:22

Thats ******. Tell his next gf that he has a secret baby mama that may make more sense.

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I_Own_Ubers 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 7:22

yer u could get special privelidges (however you spell it) and you can like just make out that ur really upset when they don't give you shot haha, use it to your advantage man

jamie_leeann23 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 7:24

Haha, that's so mean, FYL. Tell his friends he was born a hermaphrodite. :)

EmilyClaire 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 8:56

LOL win ^_^

Dr_Pepper_fml 3

Sunday 13 December 2009 9:06

LOL...

null_fml 11

Sunday 13 December 2009 7:46

Well, if they not only believed it but accepted it as an explanation for "everything", then maybe your bro was onto something.

Ninjaface 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 8:28

Well, it would explain why you always urinate in the sink and then wash your hands in the toilet.

Gondile 4

Wednesday 30 March 2011 5:31

Is that... not normal?

Ms_Thingie 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 8:28

sucks 4 u!!!!!! :(

sciencexgeek 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 8:32

lmao If it's that's easy to believe, YDI. -_-

EmilyClaire 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 8:48

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -breaths in- HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA yeah i guess it sucks but thats hilarious