Miscellaneous: Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends...

By Normal - 13/12/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML

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By Imslow - 05/04/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2015 11:45 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my wannabe psychologist of a brother accused me of lying about all the violence and emotional abuse my ex inflicted on me, all because I went into "too much detail" when describing it, which he says is something only liars do. Thanks for the support. FML

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By Username - 29/07/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 00:41 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML

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It wasn't me

By Anonymous - 31/07/2024 19:00

Today, my brother asked his wife for a divorce, but she got so mad at him that he backtracked and told her it was a prank I'd put him up to. She’s still mad as hell at him, but thanks to his lie my name is now mud in our entire family. I was at work all day, and I did nothing wrong. FML

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By my dumb bro - 17/04/2013 16:13 - United States - Gillham

Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML

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Overreaction club

By Punk'd - 03/04/2021 08:00

Today, my brother is about to move to a new house, all because last week I played a prank on him. I made him believe that I crashed my car and had to sell his things to pay for the damage. He's no longer talking to me, or acknowledging me as a sibling anymore. FML

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You deserved it 2 093

By Anonymous - 12/11/2018 18:00

Today, my brother threw a mug at my head and threatened to stab anybody who came at him because I woke him up for school. I called the police after threats were thrown at my mom, who then lied to them and said I overreacted. I'm currently getting the silent treatment from my family. FML

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You deserved it 431

By everore - 25/12/2012 18:12 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML

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XxxTohardforuxxX 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 6:20

FYL. You should tell your brother's next girlfriend that he wets the bed. :D

Jenny444_fml 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 6:22

Thats ******. Tell his next gf that he has a secret baby mama that may make more sense.

Comments

I_Own_Ubers 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 7:22

yer u could get special privelidges (however you spell it) and you can like just make out that ur really upset when they don't give you shot haha, use it to your advantage man

jamie_leeann23 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 7:24

Haha, that's so mean, FYL. Tell his friends he was born a hermaphrodite. :)

EmilyClaire 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 8:56

LOL win ^_^

Dr_Pepper_fml 3

Sunday 13 December 2009 9:06

LOL...

null_fml 11

Sunday 13 December 2009 7:46

Well, if they not only believed it but accepted it as an explanation for "everything", then maybe your bro was onto something.

Ninjaface 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 8:28

Well, it would explain why you always urinate in the sink and then wash your hands in the toilet.

Gondile 4

Wednesday 30 March 2011 5:31

Is that... not normal?

Ms_Thingie 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 8:28

sucks 4 u!!!!!! :(

sciencexgeek 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 8:32

lmao If it's that's easy to believe, YDI. -_-

EmilyClaire 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 8:48

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -breaths in- HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA yeah i guess it sucks but thats hilarious