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By Normal - 13/12/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML

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By Imslow - 05/04/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2015 11:45 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my wannabe psychologist of a brother accused me of lying about all the violence and emotional abuse my ex inflicted on me, all because I went into "too much detail" when describing it, which he says is something only liars do. Thanks for the support. FML

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By Username - 29/07/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 00:41 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML

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It wasn't me

By Anonymous - 31/07/2024 19:00

Today, my brother asked his wife for a divorce, but she got so mad at him that he backtracked and told her it was a prank I'd put him up to. She’s still mad as hell at him, but thanks to his lie my name is now mud in our entire family. I was at work all day, and I did nothing wrong. FML

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By my dumb bro - 17/04/2013 16:13 - United States - Gillham

Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML

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Overreaction club

By Punk'd - 03/04/2021 08:00

Today, my brother is about to move to a new house, all because last week I played a prank on him. I made him believe that I crashed my car and had to sell his things to pay for the damage. He's no longer talking to me, or acknowledging me as a sibling anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2018 18:00

Today, my brother threw a mug at my head and threatened to stab anybody who came at him because I woke him up for school. I called the police after threats were thrown at my mom, who then lied to them and said I overreacted. I'm currently getting the silent treatment from my family. FML

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By everore - 25/12/2012 18:12 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML

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Sunday 13 December 2009 6:20

FYL. You should tell your brother's next girlfriend that he wets the bed. :D

Jenny444_fml 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 6:22

Thats ******. Tell his next gf that he has a secret baby mama that may make more sense.

Comments

katius_fml 2

Sunday 13 December 2009 14:03

pretty sure this was an office episode.

LovesLedZeppelin 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 15:34

Handicapable?

Firetiger 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 16:43

So tell his friends he is a ****. And your friends are probably just joking. YDI.

Yarrachel 16

Sunday 13 December 2009 17:28

Hello, Mrs Griffin, it's your neighbor Quagmire, now that Peter's mental, you probably have some needs, oh! He's retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, Peter is slow!!!!!!

SupaSwaggin 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 20:43

hahaha lol your brother is awesome

originalusername_fml 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 22:32

my brother thinks i have autism, my mom thinks i have ADD, and my dad just thinks i'm stupid. i have a high self-esteem, i laugh a lot, i make people laugh, and i'm not a bad person at all. people don't care what my family says about me because I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. also QQmoar he was probably joking.

haterofreality 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 0:32

LOVE the family Guy quote, seriously, u need to get him back revenge is a dish best served cold and he needs a good helping

iroqkcoach 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 5:42

lmfao . . . that suksss

babygurl23 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 7:49

Dude my brothers an asshole & we fight curse at each other, he calls me names right infront of his friends & mine, but none of them give a s*** cause my brothers naturaly like that, he calls anyone names, and everyone hates him.