Miscellaneous: Today, my brother and I were shoveling mulch. He pushed me in...

By horselover7766 - 25/04/2012 23:08 - United States - Sewell

Today, my brother and I were shoveling mulch. He pushed me in and then ran away, laughing hysterically. I was stuck in the mulch, and no one would help. I was literally in deep shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2022 12:00

Today, my brother ran in, handed me a spatula, and told me to stand still. Barely a second later, our sister came tearing in the house with a fresh, raised welt on her ass cheek in the shape of said spatula, saw me holding said spatula, and kicked my ass up and down the house until I escaped. FML

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Today, I fell in a hole in my back yard and got stuck. My mother called the fire department. They all stood around laughing and taking pictures before they helped me. FML

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By HoHoSnow - 09/12/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML

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Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2024 19:00

Today, my brother asked his wife for a divorce, but she got so mad at him that he backtracked and told her it was a prank I'd put him up to. She’s still mad as hell at him, but thanks to his lie my name is now mud in our entire family. I was at work all day, and I did nothing wrong. FML

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Thursday 26 April 2012 7:17

I hope the first thing you did once you got out was to give your brother a huge bear hug.

iPeterPan 8

Thursday 26 April 2012 7:18

Shit, that's horrible. I hope you slept in his bed when you got home, before your shower!

Comments

tdunc34 2

Thursday 26 April 2012 9:52

Hahaha mulch isnt shit. Mulch is bark or cut up trees and shit

haterzgonhate 1

Thursday 26 April 2012 10:22

Mulch is wood chips. Fertilizer is manure, or in your case "deep shit."

skullofdarkness 18

Thursday 26 April 2012 11:15

Mulch is shredded wood. Fertilizer is shit. Get it right.

marisadc79 0

Thursday 26 April 2012 11:35

Mulch is chipped up wood you're thinking of manure sweetie lol. If it was indeed mulch I assure you that you weren't literally in s**t. FYL for not knowing the difference and I'd be kicking the brothers arse either way.

wellthatsukx 0

Thursday 26 April 2012 12:31

Step1: Get his toothbrush Step2: Get creative

pearljamfan192 5

Thursday 26 April 2012 12:35

Mulch isn't shit it's pieces of chipped wood sprayed with water and turned over to keep it all moist. There are many colors so it might have looked like shit but was just a dark color.

Suba_fml 8

Thursday 26 April 2012 13:37

I wouldn't help you that's for sure. Lol

Kristoffer 35

Thursday 26 April 2012 14:27

"Literally" would imply you were in actual feces. You said you were in mulch. Please try not to misuse the word "literal", thanks.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 26 April 2012 15:35

A variety of materials are used as mulch: Organic residues: grass clippings, leaves, hay, straw, kitchen scraps comfrey, shredded bark, whole bark nuggets, sawdust, shells, woodchips, shredded newspaper, cardboard, wool, but also animal manure, etc. Please Google mulch and stop trying to put people down on something you don't even know. Thanks...