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By horselover7766 - 25/04/2012 23:08 - United States - Sewell

Today, my brother and I were shoveling mulch. He pushed me in and then ran away, laughing hysterically. I was stuck in the mulch, and no one would help. I was literally in deep shit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 492
You deserved it 2 707

Same thing different taste

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I hope the first thing you did once you got out was to give your brother a huge bear hug.

Shit, that's horrible. I hope you slept in his bed when you got home, before your shower!

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whennotlooking 0
superbubbles 4

You all realize that mulch is wood right? So it can't be literal.

zman28 0

Must of been cow shit mulch ya that shit stinks

You must mean manure. Mulch is wood chips and has no "shit" anywhere in it.

You know mulch doesn't have shit in it, right? You're thinking of fertilizer.

Uhhhhh, mulch isn't shit people, it's chopped up wood

Isn't mulch dampened wood chips? Gardening "shit" is manure, no? Either way, sucks OP. fyl

firedupfirebird 5

except mulch is not shit. manure is.