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By horselover7766 - 25/04/2012 23:08 - United States - Sewell

Today, my brother and I were shoveling mulch. He pushed me in and then ran away, laughing hysterically. I was stuck in the mulch, and no one would help. I was literally in deep shit. FML

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By drew - 18/12/2010 20:22 - United States

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2022 12:00

Today, my brother ran in, handed me a spatula, and told me to stand still. Barely a second later, our sister came tearing in the house with a fresh, raised welt on her ass cheek in the shape of said spatula, saw me holding said spatula, and kicked my ass up and down the house until I escaped. FML

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By PaperInfection - 23/11/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, I fell in a hole in my back yard and got stuck. My mother called the fire department. They all stood around laughing and taking pictures before they helped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 11:45 - Australia

Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML

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By HoHoSnow - 09/12/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML

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By muddygal - 25/06/2011 19:10 - United States

Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML

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By onwardsandupwards - 21/01/2020 14:00

Today, I went to the cemetery to visit a friend. As I was looking for his burial plot, I fell into a dug out grave and had to call my partner to come help me get out. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2024 19:00

Today, my brother asked his wife for a divorce, but she got so mad at him that he backtracked and told her it was a prank I'd put him up to. She’s still mad as hell at him, but thanks to his lie my name is now mud in our entire family. I was at work all day, and I did nothing wrong. FML

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Thursday 26 April 2012 7:17

I hope the first thing you did once you got out was to give your brother a huge bear hug.

iPeterPan 8

Thursday 26 April 2012 7:18

Shit, that's horrible. I hope you slept in his bed when you got home, before your shower!

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snafu63 0

Friday 27 April 2012 2:33

mulch isn't shit.

whennotlooking 0

Friday 27 April 2012 4:05

You got stuck in mulch?

superbubbles 4

Friday 27 April 2012 6:30

You all realize that mulch is wood right? So it can't be literal.

zman28 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 11:02

Must of been cow shit mulch ya that shit stinks

koolkrimsonkid 9

Saturday 28 April 2012 22:41

You must mean manure. Mulch is wood chips and has no "shit" anywhere in it.

Burning_Star_IV 3

Monday 30 April 2012 21:55

You know mulch doesn't have shit in it, right? You're thinking of fertilizer.

bigvinct 0

Friday 4 May 2012 16:07

Uhhhhh, mulch isn't shit people, it's chopped up wood

drosek89 20

Thursday 22 January 2015 9:53

Isn't mulch dampened wood chips? Gardening "shit" is manure, no? Either way, sucks OP. fyl

Mafia2141 9

Thursday 12 March 2015 15:55

That sounds really shitty

firedupfirebird 5

Saturday 15 August 2015 18:19

except mulch is not shit. manure is.

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