Miscellaneous: Today, my brother and I were shoveling mulch. He pushed me in...

By horselover7766 - 25/04/2012 23:08 - United States - Sewell

Today, my brother and I were shoveling mulch. He pushed me in and then ran away, laughing hysterically. I was stuck in the mulch, and no one would help. I was literally in deep shit. FML

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Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML

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Today, my brother asked his wife for a divorce, but she got so mad at him that he backtracked and told her it was a prank I'd put him up to. She’s still mad as hell at him, but thanks to his lie my name is now mud in our entire family. I was at work all day, and I did nothing wrong. FML

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Thursday 26 April 2012 7:17

I hope the first thing you did once you got out was to give your brother a huge bear hug.

iPeterPan 8

Thursday 26 April 2012 7:18

Shit, that's horrible. I hope you slept in his bed when you got home, before your shower!

Comments

blaky 2

Thursday 26 April 2012 17:52

Thats not mulch then mulch is wood chippings

JimmyDn2000 12

Thursday 26 April 2012 18:14

Last time I checked, mulch was made of wood chips. Manure/fertilizer is shit.

reinmon88 0

Thursday 26 April 2012 18:39

That would be manure not mulch mulch is wood chips

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 26 April 2012 18:54

Cross his name off the Christmas list.

Pinkfreak43 5

Thursday 26 April 2012 19:09

Mulch isn't manure! Mulch is usually wood chips. Silly(;

legpimple 0

Thursday 26 April 2012 20:11

Did you at least grow?

senor_awesome 14

Thursday 26 April 2012 20:11

"Now, thats what I call, a sticky situation"- Eric Cartman

mhopper 13

Thursday 26 April 2012 20:46

1. Invite family and friends over. 2. Hide all the toilet paper, towels, paper towels in the house 3. Feed him food laced with laxatives Revenge is sweet :)