By Anonymous - 15/10/2014 04:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my brother and I were talking about Ebola, when he says he would love to have the disease because of how famous it would make him. Plus, his college essays about him "fighting through the disease" would be "phenomenal". FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 172
You deserved it 3 629

Same thing different taste

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You should tell him that the disease literally makes your blood boil. Probably one of the most painful ways to die

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and does he know that he will die if he gets the disease?

I hope you killed his dreams of becoming famous by stating that he will not be the first person in the states to get it, so he may not even have his 5 seconds of fame if he catches it.

jeanyrios 10

and someday he will graduate with a college degree what a waste

VoodooPriestess 16
CyberGothic 16

With a fatality rate of 50-80%, perhaps it's exactly what he needs.

Possible you missed the “I'm just being a jackass” connotation?

TheNiceOne 20