Health: Today, my brother and I were talking about Ebola, when he says...

By Anonymous - 15/10/2014 04:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my brother and I were talking about Ebola, when he says he would love to have the disease because of how famous it would make him. Plus, his college essays about him "fighting through the disease" would be "phenomenal". FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2019 20:02

Today, my brother has two broken arms and needs help wiping his own ass. Bonus, he has bad diarrhoea from the food poisoning he got from the shrimp he made me hand-feed him yesterday. FML

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gracehi 31

Wednesday 15 October 2014 11:29

Your brother is a moron.

ilovemsminaj 13

Wednesday 15 October 2014 11:29

You should tell him that the disease literally makes your blood boil. Probably one of the most painful ways to die

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clue_me_in 20

Thursday 16 October 2014 23:01

How privileged of him to make a comment like that.

The_Burrito_Guy 6

Friday 17 October 2014 0:26

If someone could naturally fight off Ebola, that would be awesome. But tell him that he would only have 2 weeks to do it.

shelbycobra0991 8

Friday 17 October 2014 0:29

Yeah, because bleeding out of your eyes, ears, nose, mouth, and anus until you fall out and die is worth the couple of weeks of fame that you would endure lol.