By wtf bro - 20/05/2015 08:45 - Australia - Canberra

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Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
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carecow 16

Just make sure the kid does not get any strange ideas for what the hide and seek rules are in the future, kindergarten might get wierd.

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Anonypus 20

How do you manage to get turned on in the time it takes to count?

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lukian_fml 29

"As they slip into the cupboard, their bodies press close together in the confined space. Face to face, they lean in for a long deep kiss as their hands caress each other. A kiss continues down the to the nape of the neck, where it lingers and leaves a small mark.." ..and so forth.

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posie97 18

Where did this writing come from? First of all, it isn't on the exact subject. Second. Teach me how to write this detailed!

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lukian_fml 29

I wrote it on the spot. And who says they weren't "hide and seeking" in a cupboard? ;)

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Thatepicperson 14

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jorgsan 10

I can't imagine how they thought it was a good idea... They should've at least hidden better!

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MzZombicidal 36

What the ****, #47???!

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nityasomaiya 46

To even think of it! The poor girl is scarred for life...

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nix1993 41

I wasn't even comfortable having sex with my boyfriend while we were babysitting my nephew in our own apartment, despite the fact that the kid could sleep through a nuclear war, it was 2am and he had already been asleep for 6 hours. I don't understand how some people can be so inconsiderate.

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earthlyscum 19

That is absolutely disgusting. I would be livid if my brother babysat my kids and had his gf over for sex. That is horrid.

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posie97 18

If this happened, he would no longer have connection to my part of the family at all. It not only leaves mental scars for the child/children, but for all of us adults who hear about the situation. That's very disgustingly unmannered and irresponsible. I'd also get payback and make sure he knew the possible impact on the child/children. I'm very sorry this happened. How did you find out about this?

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LastResort318 14

If I remember correctly, you will barley remember anything before you are 4 or younger. Possibly even nothing so your kid still has a shot.

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