By wtf bro - 20/05/2015 08:45 - Australia - Canberra

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Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
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carecow 16

Just make sure the kid does not get any strange ideas for what the hide and seek rules are in the future, kindergarten might get wierd.

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Charles900 16

I'm going to take a wild guess and say you're not going to have him babysitting your child again.

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I_Bite 22

Why is this down voted? It's a very fair point, when baby sitting a child who is awake and looking for you, it's not appropriate to have a "quickie"

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Chiharo 15

Just hope that kid won't be scarred for life and shame on your bro!

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kiaora_fml 11

My husband and I have never had sex while babysitting other peoples children. This is very wrong and disgusting, I mean they were playing hide and seek, did they expect to not get caught -_-

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FWMYKIGI1990 12

I started picturing the sex noises in forest hump when I read this

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lationas 25

I'm sorry, but that's kinda funny :-D

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Hop6e 22

I hope someone got a strong hard hit in the back of the head for that. Gah. Babysitters are so hard to find. I'd end anyone that did that while babysitting my child.

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