Miscellaneous: Today, my brother found 100 bucks in his coat pocket. He was... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my brother found 100 bucks in his coat pocket. He was so happy he bought 2 new games for his x-box. He was borrowing my coat. FML

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Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML

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Today, as my 12-hour shift was about to finish, a young boy came in wanting to buy a $200 gaming device. His mom said he was purchasing it with his own money, which I found admirable. That is, until he took his piggy bank out of his backpack. FML

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Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML

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By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 5 August 2009 12:05

Why someone keeps $100 in their coat pocket is beyond me.

teehee520 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 12:15

Go borrow his wallet then.

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bkmjet 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 17:50

grow a backbone

Will09 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 18:08

... what games were they?

DresdenB17 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 18:23

#31. it's not call of duty mw2. issues with activision, treyarch, and iw caused iw to remove the cod tag from the game, although it is still ultimately part of the franchise. official box just says mw2. be educated before you post

RuralNinja 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 0:24

#48 If you're going to act like a pompous asshole, at least put in the effort to make sure you're right. The name is Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. It does have CoD in it's name. Its been confirmed by IW's director of communications, Robert Bowling. Be educated before you post.

girlygirl666 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 18:30

What did # 6 say? I guess it got deleted? I've never seen the entire thing deleted before.

midwestjerk 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 18:31

What the **** are you doing leaving a $100 bill in your coat pocket? $5, 10, 20... understandable, but $100? You're either an idiot or loaded enough that it doesn't matter.

dyld921 2

Wednesday 5 August 2009 18:37

Make him pay you back. Duh. Do I need to spell it out for you?

0___0 9

Wednesday 5 August 2009 19:00

Maybe his brother "borrowed it" without permission, thinking that the OP wouldn't mind. Maybe they borrow eachother's jackets or whatever often?

deliapearl 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 19:19

finders keepers...keep it in your pants next time.... I'm feeling chilly... can I borrow your jacket?

Nightfallz 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 19:30

are you retarded op? it's not his coat if he's borrowing yours. it's your coat and he just stole 100 from you. ydi for leaving it in there

NotReal03 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:03

depends...did he buy any good games for 360?

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