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By Anonymous - 07/10/2015 17:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my brother hugged me for the first time. Turns out he was patting me down to make sure I didn't have cigarettes. Love you too, bro. FML
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Sizly 12

Well, he was only looking out for you. Even if he doesn't show it, I'm sure he still loves you, OP.

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coocookaylin 17

Was he checking for cigarettes to see if you could lend him one, or to make sure you weren't smoking?

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thejonac 21

am i the only one here who wouldn't spend money on carcinogens?

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SecundusSecunda 27

Maybe I'm wrong, but I thought cigarettes are a dying fad amongst teens and young people. (Assuming OP is a teen) I myself have never smoked, so you're not alone :)

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smoothies14 32

Have you ever bought a Coke, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, or Root Beer? The caramel coloring was shown to be a carcinogen. Get off your high horse. I don't smoke either but that doesn't make me God.

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LadyTyger51ne 8

He cares about you. He just didn't want you to ruin your health ?

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kaylie1027 4

at least. u got a hug

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Enzymatically 14

smoke you too bro

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