By Anon - 01/04/2015 06:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my brother mentioned my dad's birthday party. I said, "What party?" He said, "Shit, forgot I wasn't supposed to tell you." My own father doesn't want me at his party. FML
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MegasaurusRex89 28

Silver lining: No need to buy him a birthday present! Honestly though, your dad's an ass.

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sarah5745 41

This FML prank by the moderators! I'm laughing my ass off right now XD XD

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Lorenzo1102 21

Anyone else sick of FML moderators trolling us

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NormaBates 10

It was funny at first, but now that my eyes are bleeding, I don't find it funny at all.

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loserman67 35

I was wondering why this FML got published.... Then I looked at today"s date - good job guys

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Unicoarn 15

Maybe it's an april fool? If not, then it's really really mean...

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nitant 13

Damn you FML for da spelling. Its freaking me out

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KrDizzy 16

I take it that you stopped editing FML submissions before posting them. How annoying. I have a hard time understanding some of these...

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yuno_gasai_fml 34

This was fun to begin with but now I'm just too tired with the FML trolling, it's just annoying reading all these with this greeaatt English grammar and stuff

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anonymous100000 17

it's okay, my father hates me too. join the club.

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lifeisstrange84 8

This begs the question, what have you done?

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