By shavednipples - 11/10/2015 17:59 - United States - Lake Forest

Today, my brother slapped me across the face with a piece of raw chicken for not liking his Instagram post. FML
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Hey y'all! Just to clarify, my brother is the same age as me (we're twins). When I told him I wasn't going to like his post (it was just a video of a fireworks show), he took a chicken breast and slapped me. We were preparing chicken for dinner that night, so it was already out and thawed. I did end up getting salmonella, however, I'm not sure if it was from the slap or from eating the chicken itself at dinner. Either way, it was shitty. Also, about my username, I use it for a lot of social media accounts and I've had this account for a while. I know if you don't have an account, you can choose a name to post it under and it usually has to do with the post, but that wasn't the case here. Cheers!!

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Have you considered liking the picture? Is his next picture of you getting slapped with said piece of chicken? So many questions

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Man this generation has gone down the toilet...

Sounds like you should have liked his picture....

It's kinda sad that people get upset when they don't get enough likes on a picture of something

Most people would think to slap you with a trout or salmon. He must've been thinking that in light of unavailable fish nearby to utilize, salmonella was a suitable option.

SystemofaBlink41 27

So he just had a piece of raw chicken lying around in order to discipline you? I'm doing life wrong...

Looks like you've been chicken slapped. Next time like his Instagram post

Hann0rslovsu 21