By shavednipples - 11/10/2015 17:59 - United States - Lake Forest

Today, my brother slapped me across the face with a piece of raw chicken for not liking his Instagram post. FML
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shavednipples 22

Hey y'all! Just to clarify, my brother is the same age as me (we're twins). When I told him I wasn't going to like his post (it was just a video of a fireworks show), he took a chicken breast and slapped me. We were preparing chicken for dinner that night, so it was already out and thawed. I did end up getting salmonella, however, I'm not sure if it was from the slap or from eating the chicken itself at dinner. Either way, it was shitty. Also, about my username, I use it for a lot of social media accounts and I've had this account for a while. I know if you don't have an account, you can choose a name to post it under and it usually has to do with the post, but that wasn't the case here. Cheers!!

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alexis83188 24

Have you considered liking the picture? Is his next picture of you getting slapped with said piece of chicken? So many questions

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Ladisa 28

Is the username somehow related to this FML?

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shavednipples 22

Hey y'all! Just to clarify, my brother is the same age as me (we're twins). When I told him I wasn't going to like his post (it was just a video of a fireworks show), he took a chicken breast and slapped me. We were preparing chicken for dinner that night, so it was already out and thawed. I did end up getting salmonella, however, I'm not sure if it was from the slap or from eating the chicken itself at dinner. Either way, it was shitty. Also, about my username, I use it for a lot of social media accounts and I've had this account for a while. I know if you don't have an account, you can choose a name to post it under and it usually has to do with the post, but that wasn't the case here. Cheers!!

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xChaos 29

This is the first time I heard of someone getting salmonella. At least it wasn't from eating cookie dough

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Anti_Sora 31

Your brother might be a little bit of a like addict be warned it will soon have side effects of tiredness nausea and fatigue if he doesn't get a like.

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worldclassrager 39

I thought shaved nipples had to do with the chicken breast...so it fits

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lexa1love 16

I believe he meant the term breast made him think of nipples, even though chickens do not have nipples.

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alfalfalaffa 17

You're brother should have taken a picture of that moment. It likely would have been a more interesting post.

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stargirl3498 15

*sniff sniff* smells like a lie

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Ilovelife93 9

Oh gosh, OP!!! I'm sorry to hear that your brother is such a douche!!! I'd punch him back!!! ahaha

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