By caisse à outs - 23/09/2015 01:06 - France - Saint Quentin

Today, my brother told me that he needed to borrow a hammer, a chisel, and a drill just in case. I asked him if he was finally getting round to starting work on his apartment. Not at all, he was just going to crack open the coconut he'd just bought at the supermarket. FML
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electrodude 15

Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and call the doctor woke him up I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache

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zapte 7

And what is the issue? I do very similar things to coconuts I buy.

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Chilled_Rambo 11

Hopefully we won't see an FML about someone going to the doctor from trying to open a coconut

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willyjac 17

I fail to see how this is a FML, I find this quite comical

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imerichello 18

Why exactly is this an FML if it doesn't hurt you in any way

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saucybugger101 33

It's his apartment, his hammer, so there's no problem..

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Sphanz 17

Tell him to use only the chisel and the hammer. The coconut will destroy a drill if you arnt skilled.

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BigbenMrJDM 12

You should give it a go sometime, when I was in my teens I used to sing that "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" song. I finally got ahold of one, I was literally throwing it with all my forced on the floor with no luck.

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smoothies14 32

Why do you care if his apartment is fixed? It's his life.

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