By caisse à outs - 23/09/2015 01:06 - France - Saint Quentin

Today, my brother told me that he needed to borrow a hammer, a chisel, and a drill just in case. I asked him if he was finally getting round to starting work on his apartment. Not at all, he was just going to crack open the coconut he'd just bought at the supermarket. FML
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electrodude 15

Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and call the doctor woke him up I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache

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zapte 7

And what is the issue? I do very similar things to coconuts I buy.

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derangedplanet 23

Hell sometimes that's difficult! HE'S BUSTING HIS NUT. it's sorta the same as actually working hard XD same difference right?

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SubparAtBest 23

The way you said all of that makes me want to cry.

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katertott 44

I never knew how to open one until I went to Hawaii and saw a demonstration. The guy said he'd open in 30 seconds. I thought it was a mission impossible, but he proved me wrong.

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katertott 44

He found the natural soft spot and slammed it on a nearby rock. No pricey tools needed.

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lexiieeex3 32

A hammer, chisel, AND a drill for a coconut? Must be a super coconut or something...

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VeganDarkLight 31

Ahh, thanks! Google just told me some strange stuff that didn't make sense, but toolbox does =)

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fatman1970 25

Exactly! Has the OP even TRIED to get into one of those things?

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GreekGleek6 22

Omg, I love your profile pic. Do you have boxers??

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oops6663 26

My friend and I once used a machete after throwing the coconuts on the ground for almost a day. Didn't work very well. At least your brother has some form of priorities.

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americanafrican 32

i do that all the time, you just gotta do it right

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yenze 18

Am i missing how this is an FML? Dose he live with you until his apartment is done or something?

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