By rkbkate - 11/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Phenix City

Today, my brother was playing with the pepper spray on my key chain. He didn't think it was real, so to test it he sprayed me in the mouth while I was asleep. FML
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rkbkate 6

This was my post thanks for all the comments guys Haha my brother has a rude awakening coming soon Haha and he is no longer able to touch my keys.

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Top comments

DocBastard 38

Your revenge is simple. While he sleeps, spray his balls.

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zandalee 19

Damn! What a rude awakening! Is he still alive. I'm cranky as hell if woken up normally! I would have to plot my revenge very carefully...

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Comments

lostfaithinpppl 19

Try to stay away from you brother if you value your life, OP. He doesn't sound stable at all.

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Herculesninja27 5

Well idk if it would work but spray his ass hole while he sleeps lmao that would suck!

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baseballguy06 0

well now you know what to do to him when hes sleeping...

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rkbkate 6

This was my post thanks for all the comments guys Haha my brother has a rude awakening coming soon Haha and he is no longer able to touch my keys.

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Chabela23 8

I don't believe this is your post. FML tell us when the OP has commented on his/her own comment

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MistaKrista 8

I doubt it too. Usually (on my phone at least) the OPs comments are a different color than everyone else's. So I looked at their profile and it says they've never submitted an FML.

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Mademoiselle_fml 34

I say you spray his underwear.

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fightingkittens 39

Post an update when you give him his own rude awakening. I want to hear about this.

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SailorSolaris 43

Try itching powder in his underwear drawer. :)

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kaitie311 1

Better the mouth then the eyes?

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asatow 0

Sounds like a definite reason for Revenge. Coat his underwear in hot sauce.

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davek 36

Now you need to test the taser on him. "Don't tase me, sis!"

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

He'd wake up to some pain later.

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jake3292 5

If I were you I would wait for him to go to sleep then spray it in his mouth

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lambda_fml 40

Damn that would have been harsh. Make sure you F His L.

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