By rkbkate - 11/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Phenix City

Today, my brother was playing with the pepper spray on my key chain. He didn't think it was real, so to test it he sprayed me in the mouth while I was asleep. FML
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This was my post thanks for all the comments guys Haha my brother has a rude awakening coming soon Haha and he is no longer able to touch my keys.

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Top comments

DocBastard 38

Your revenge is simple. While he sleeps, spray his balls.

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zandalee 19

Damn! What a rude awakening! Is he still alive. I'm cranky as hell if woken up normally! I would have to plot my revenge very carefully...

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Comments

loserman67 35

I sincerely hope you kicked him full force in the balls while he was awake. As he was on the gorund you should have then pulled down his pants and sprayed his asshole HEAVILY with the pepper spray. He would have learned his lesson PDQ!

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sacredeye73 11

Why would you leave it laying around for him to get to????

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rkbkate 6

i had just gotten home from work he's 14. I didnt think twice about laying my keys down beside him and laying on the couch. i was just tired.

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The_F3rris 11

Time for a little payback! Do it to him while he's sleeping.

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dewdotcom 1

That's one way to kill morning breath.

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ashra_Raivyn 2

**** in my book he would have been beaten to a pulp!! Yeah when someone wakes me up I'm not a nice person my husband knows better >.

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olpally 32

What an asshat!!! Revenge would be to spray him in the face while he's asleep! :D Be glad it was only your mouth and not your eyes.

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westifer_theboss 2

Oh god... If I were you I would take it to town on that kids face!

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SimplyEerb 3

That may be the most ridiculously moronic way to test if or not pepper spray is real.

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1crabbygirl 10

I want to know what happened next. And your brother needs locked down before he starts playin' with fireworks in the house.

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rkbkate 6

I rinsed my mouth out and beat his ass:)

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