Kids: Today, my brother was playing with the pepper spray on my key... - FML

By rkbkate - 11/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Phenix City

Today, my brother was playing with the pepper spray on my key chain. He didn't think it was real, so to test it he sprayed me in the mouth while I was asleep. FML

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rkbkate 6

Wednesday 11 July 2012 18:22

This was my post thanks for all the comments guys Haha my brother has a rude awakening coming soon Haha and he is no longer able to touch my keys.

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 11 July 2012 12:33

Your revenge is simple. While he sleeps, spray his balls.

zandalee 19

Wednesday 11 July 2012 12:06

Damn! What a rude awakening! Is he still alive. I'm cranky as hell if woken up normally! I would have to plot my revenge very carefully...

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Leslier_fml 4

Wednesday 11 July 2012 22:07

Spray him back just so HE could know for sure is real.

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 11 July 2012 23:02

Time to plot your revenge.

Brilliant66star 17

Thursday 12 July 2012 0:00

Ah, the dangers of vigilantism! Just be glad it was him & you were already in bed (writhing in pain is not as much fun on the cold, hard ground)! This could have been so much worse; instead, you might have been pepper-sprayed in the eyes, then beaten, robbed, sexually assaulted and/or left for dead in a ravine somewhere totally unfamiliar to you in your probable state of disorientation! Count your blessings!

emibear331 4

Thursday 12 July 2012 0:17

At least it wasn't in your eyes! But still that sucks fyl op

flutter4 7

Thursday 12 July 2012 3:55

Spray it on his penis while he is asleep. Paybacks are a bitch.

ebfbruh 0

Thursday 12 July 2012 4:13

Well was it?

rcgirl2 11

Thursday 12 July 2012 4:18

Whoop his ass!

1dayfly 5

Thursday 12 July 2012 16:45

Grab his pocket knive and stab him and test if it's real

Marissa1586 18

Friday 13 July 2012 6:55

Oh, how yummy

snowwhyte1975 2

Friday 13 July 2012 23:49

rn't lil bros gr8?!?! sounds lyke somethin 1 of my 6 lil bros would do...lol

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