By rkbkate - 11/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Phenix City

Today, my brother was playing with the pepper spray on my key chain. He didn't think it was real, so to test it he sprayed me in the mouth while I was asleep. FML
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This was my post thanks for all the comments guys Haha my brother has a rude awakening coming soon Haha and he is no longer able to touch my keys.

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Top comments

DocBastard 38

Your revenge is simple. While he sleeps, spray his balls.

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zandalee 19

Damn! What a rude awakening! Is he still alive. I'm cranky as hell if woken up normally! I would have to plot my revenge very carefully...

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Leslier_fml 4

Spray him back just so HE could know for sure is real.

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hateevryone 14

Time to plot your revenge.

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Brilliant66star 17

Ah, the dangers of vigilantism! Just be glad it was him & you were already in bed (writhing in pain is not as much fun on the cold, hard ground)! This could have been so much worse; instead, you might have been pepper-sprayed in the eyes, then beaten, robbed, sexually assaulted and/or left for dead in a ravine somewhere totally unfamiliar to you in your probable state of disorientation! Count your blessings!

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emibear331 4

At least it wasn't in your eyes! But still that sucks fyl op

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flutter4 7

Spray it on his penis while he is asleep. Paybacks are a bitch.

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1dayfly 5

Grab his pocket knive and stab him and test if it's real

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snowwhyte1975 2

rn't lil bros gr8?!?! sounds lyke somethin 1 of my 6 lil bros would do...lol

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