Kids: Today, my brothers thought it would be funny to put me inside...

By TheNotSoGoodDay - 25/04/2016 23:29 - United States - Charlestown

Today, my brothers thought it would be funny to put me inside a huge luggage bag we got for a trip to Canada. It was all fun and games until they dragged me outside, kicked me down a few steps, and left me stuck in the bag, locked outside with the cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2009 02:58 - United States

Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 09:10 - Australia

Today, I was on a job trial at the local pet shop and, naturally, was doing all the disgusting jobs. As I was cleaning the kittens' litter in the cat enclosure, someone thought it would be funny to lock me in there. I sat in a giant cage in the middle of the store with people laughing at me. FML

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You deserved it 3 103

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was carrying some luggage downstairs to put in my car to head back to college. My brother told me my shoes were untied. He said he would tie them for me as I was carrying luggage. I fell down the stairs because he thought it would be funny to tie them together. FML

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You deserved it 11 185

Get me out

By Anonymous - 19/05/2015 20:58 - United Kingdom - Duns

Today, I spent half-an-hour trapped inside my dog's crate. The door locked behind me as I squeezed myself inside to stroke her. After bellowing at my family in the garden for what felt like an eternity, they came through just to laugh and take pictures. FML

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You deserved it 9 356

By Noname - 27/02/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, during a game of manhunt, my brother and his friends thought it would be funny to tie me to a telelphone pole with my very own multicolored jumprope from when I was younger. They left me there. My mom drove by, stared and then laughed, She kept driving. FML

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You deserved it 5 131

LET ME OUT

By jynxisadouchebag - 27/02/2015 00:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was doing laundry, and decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML

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You deserved it 5 855

Didn't see that one coming

By Anonymous - 11/07/2022 12:00

Today, as a prank my brother handcuffed me to the pole in the bus and ran out with my phone. The bus driver couldn’t hear me upstairs, so I was driven all the way to the end of the line, and without my phone I couldn’t even pay the fare for a return trip. I had to walk 7 miles home in heels. FML

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By horselover7766 - 25/04/2012 23:08 - United States - Sewell

Today, my brother and I were shoveling mulch. He pushed me in and then ran away, laughing hysterically. I was stuck in the mulch, and no one would help. I was literally in deep shit. FML

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By tal - 22/08/2012 09:57 - France

Today, I packed my bags and left for the airport. When I passed through security, the X-ray scanner discovered that my cat had also come along for the ride. FML

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You deserved it 3 853

Let me out!

By Archie - 07/01/2010 08:31 - United States

Today, my friends decided it would be funny to engage the child locks on the rear doors of my SUV. My SUV has a bolted cage for the dog separating the front from the back. Guess who was locked in their own car for 2 hours? FML

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Tejanoswhy 19

Tuesday 26 April 2016 13:40

Time to cancel their tickets

CheekyRaccoon 27

Tuesday 26 April 2016 13:53

Hmm, I guess they'd be feline your wrath when you got out?

Comments

leechy_fml 3

Tuesday 26 April 2016 14:17

I'm sure the cat enjoyed your company

haiHowAreYa 23

Tuesday 26 April 2016 15:47

Outsid?

Miss_Whipped 43

Tuesday 26 April 2016 18:07

That typo in the FML is bothering me too lol.

vikky538 28

Tuesday 26 April 2016 16:00

Its time to take the sibling rivalry to next level. Lol

Estelle101_fml 13

Tuesday 26 April 2016 16:59

I feel you OP, don't worry it will get better at least it would for me. Just make your parents feel bad and get the upper hand.

domolovesyoshi 33

Tuesday 26 April 2016 17:29

I'm so sorry OP that you can't choose family, that could've seriously injured you though, (Also really hope the add the YDI back in I LOVE the new one, I personally think they should just leave it but add YDI as a third option)

Taiiametai 8

Tuesday 26 April 2016 19:54

Revenge is a dish best served cold...unpack their bags just before you leave to Canada. Not everything...just their underwear or something that they really need.

arano 29

Tuesday 26 April 2016 19:57

Reminds me of when I was a little kid and my older sisters taped me up in a blanket and threw me in the bathtub and told me the terrorists were coming to get me. Good times.

Chazzster 28

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:56

Unless they physically forced you into the suitcase to start with, to some small degree YDI for going along with getting into that suitcase. At least this should teach you not to be so trusting. No life experience is wasted if you earn from it.

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 26 April 2016 21:18

The speed at which people are willing to blame people for being hurt as a result of trusting their family is rather horrifying. Especially that they never stop to think about what their "you deserve if for trusting them" says to victims of even more serious family crimes. Believe it or not people, never trusting your family is not how family is supposed to work. If that is how your family life works, then you have a dysfunctional family. I say this as someone from a dysfunctional family- your family is supposed to be the one group of people that takes care of and loves you unless you do something truly horrific. That said, can people stop with the bloody victim blaming? The answer to someone being hurt for trusting someone they are supposed to be able to trust ISN'T "Well you shouldn't have trusted them," it's "They shouldn't have done that." Considering that this 'joke' of the siblings' or they're 'sibling rivalry' could have killed OP if they were out there once the temperature started to drop, people are prioritizing the wrong things as the problem here.