By devinchi - 11/11/2011 08:42 - United States

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML
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RavagedSoul 0

Think positive = You got it Think negative = Don't get your hopes up Ye either way nothing should have been said. Silence is golden.

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DocBastard 38

I have a feeling that you're the same person who says "You too!" to the check-in person at the airport when she tells you to "Have a nice flight".

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NoNoImWorkingSee 3

That's pretty funny! Reminds me of the time I asked my folk's neighbor (who has one fake eye) how they enjoyed Avatar in 3D.

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LennyComa 39

Man that must suck. Hopefully he'll see the funny side eventully...

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CuteDumBlonde64 11

Oh the irony XD

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buttercupp2137 0

aha, great pun:D let's hope he took it as a joke:p

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alexzannder 0

Be positive- think positive, an the positive side of the HIV test was it being negative so it was a completely ok thing to say... It's also a bit of a pun/joke lmao :) You COMPLETELY! Deserve it cause it wasn't a bad thing to say The rest of u ppl r stupid to think it was

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kitsune3 20

Oh, wow. XD Foot-in-mouth Sydrome strikes with fearsome vengeance. No worries, though, OP. I'm sure he'll forgive you and see the good intent and humor in it. And here's hoping he thinks positive but comes up negative.

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Honestly_Lainey 21

He's in the situation where he has to be tested for HIV anyway, whatever you said shouldn't have made your slutty roommate mad. It's his fault he's even being tested.

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deviable 9

There are other ways to get aids than just sex.

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N3766 20

nicely worded, think positive.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Now that's a pink eye.

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