Transportation: Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold...

By carless - 15/08/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By stolen-car - 26/06/2012 02:55 - United States - Columbia

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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By smileytheface - 06/12/2011 03:54 - United States

Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML

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By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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By Diesel - 03/05/2011 14:23 - Belgium

Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 14:00

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML

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By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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By naps aren't what they used to be - 27/04/2013 22:05 - United States

Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML

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By icefly - 29/07/2016 15:39 - United States - Orlando

Today, I've owned my dream car for 11 days. Someone backed into it while it parked at work, and drove away without leaving a note. A man at a nearby business knows who did it but won't tell me because it was one of his customers. FML

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By GTR - 02/06/2011 01:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had been stolen. FML

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luciousp 1

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:14

The perfect crime.

yasmeenjonasx3 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:15

report the ************

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yamu 7

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:55

Inconvenient. But solvable if you know who did it.

SmylieVyrus 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:57

****-punch him!

Sicarri 2

Sunday 15 August 2010 10:02

Lol - thats why you don't let the guy you buy the car from keep a key "for sentimental reasons"... :)

The_Creeper_fml 8

Sunday 15 August 2010 10:07

Did he make a copy of the key somehow, or hotwire it? Or did you leave the key in the ignition, doors unlocked, etcetera? If so, YDI. Buuuuuut, what you can do is this: Find a skunk. A big ass skunk. Piss said skunk off. Piss it off bad. Do not piss *on* the skunk. RIGHT before said skunk sprays you, put a jar up to it's spray hole, and capture the essence of skunk smell. Put lid on jar. Attempt to steal car back. Whether or not you can steal the car back, do this: Throw jar of skunk stink into whatever car he has left. Throw big ass skunk (He fell in love with your leg and you're just too lazy to remove him) into guy's house. Hopefully, the skunk will spray, and spray, and spray, ultimately making his house smell like skunk stink. If you actually do any of that, you win. Big time.

FFML_314 11

Sunday 15 August 2010 10:19

You are not the revenge seeker here! You are a creep, nothing more.

The_Creeper_fml 8

Sunday 15 August 2010 10:33

Rawr. And just realized my above post is owned by one further up the comment line, so sorry for that. I can't help myself at 1 in the morning. I also may or may not put an old pic of myself up here depending upon how... Well, I'll just put it up when I feel like it.