Transportation: Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold...

By carless - 15/08/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By stolen-car - 26/06/2012 02:55 - United States - Columbia

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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By smileytheface - 06/12/2011 03:54 - United States

Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML

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By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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By Diesel - 03/05/2011 14:23 - Belgium

Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 14:00

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML

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By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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By naps aren't what they used to be - 27/04/2013 22:05 - United States

Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML

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By icefly - 29/07/2016 15:39 - United States - Orlando

Today, I've owned my dream car for 11 days. Someone backed into it while it parked at work, and drove away without leaving a note. A man at a nearby business knows who did it but won't tell me because it was one of his customers. FML

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By GTR - 02/06/2011 01:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had been stolen. FML

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luciousp 1

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:14

The perfect crime.

yasmeenjonasx3 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:15

report the ************

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angylnova 5

Sunday 15 August 2010 11:21

This is kind of funny.

travmankungfu 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 11:31

that sucks man.

lexijmonkey 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 11:44

Maybe the thief needed a little extra cash but didn't actually wanna give the car away so he stoled it back idk maybe

rita15 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 12:39

WTF?? ahaha woow.. sux!!

send_now 3

Sunday 15 August 2010 13:01

Sounds like a repo job to me. Is there something you are not telling us!

momomomo_fml 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 13:04

it's called repo.

CarmelSyrup 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 13:14

was it a honda??

Schazam 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 13:51

It is called repossession. Pay your bills YDI.

matt4111 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 14:04

headshot bitch. u just got owned :D

zackkmann21 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 14:10

lmfao!! FYL

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Today, I was at a guy's house that I’d been seeing for a while. After watching a movie, I confessed that after these past few times we’ve hung out, I’ve started to catch feelings. He looked at me and said, "I actually don’t think I want anything serious, but are you down to be friends with benefits?" FML

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Today, I met a "nice guy." Unfortunately, he called himself that after following me on his bike for one and a half hours in the opposite direction of where he was supposed to be going, just to "coincidentally" meet me again. Get lost, you fucking creep! FML

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