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Go kick his ass!
awesome crime
that ******* sucks
Haha wow that's sucks!
that's a good idea. I want to be a car salesman now. thanks op for the idea!
Go to his house, when you know he's at work. Break in and steal every left shoe he owns. Then proceed to the kitchen and go ahead and take a shit right there on the floor. Leave the house, go to Wal*Mart and buy 10 barbie dolls, strip them of their clothes and scratch out their eyes. Hang them throughout the house in very morbid poses, with notes around their necks, telling him what you're going to do to him if he doesn't return your precious baby. Make sure to leave a note apologizing for the broken door.
Darling, you've got some serious problems. I would recommend a doctor, but the only one I know is probably madder than you.
Fuhohohoho!~ Too bad for you, dear!~ I'm not stopping anytime soon. I'm having oh-so much fun!~
Well done.
wow... some people find that idea freaky, but I find it hilarious... I would never do that myself, but damn,some people just are so up tight! laugh people!!!
Both of her accounts are banned.
i have a strike to. :( honestly I don't care though. :)
yeah
ydi for having a driveway ydi for putting ur car in that driveway ydi for even having a damn car
Seriously?
I'm leaving.
This was better then the actuall FML.
Keywords
The perfect crime.
report the ************