Kids: Today, my car window got smashed, because someone somehow confused...

By mother to an ugly doll - 04/09/2013 18:10 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my car window got smashed, because someone somehow confused the doll my daughter always leaves strapped into a carseat for an actual kid. It's a cabbage patch kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 23:32 - Antigua and Barbuda

Today, I passed a car, and heard a baby crying in the back seat. It was hot and no one was around. All the doors were locked so I broke it with a rock, cutting my arm and setting the alarm off. Only to find out that it was a realistic baby doll. I have to get 7 stitches and pay for the window. FML

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Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By yardswoman - 29/06/2016 23:01

Today, I was mowing my yard when I hit a small rock, which hit my shed. I got done mowing and realized that it wasn't a small rock, it was my son's toy plyers and it wasn't my shed, it was my car window, which had shattered on impact. FML

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Road hazard

By houdinette - 22/11/2013 23:14 - Sweden - Norrköping

Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML

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By Parusu - 13/02/2014 00:52 - United States - Orlando

Today, a woman pushed a stroller in front of my car. Thinking I'd hit someone, I jumped out. Turns out it was a doll. The "woman" was a 14-year-old girl, claiming, "I did it for the Vine!" FML

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By effmylife - 06/09/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, when I was finished eating at McDonald's, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonald's. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML

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Vandals!

By volvo_owner - 10/02/2021 02:01 - Germany - Harsefeld

Today, I wanted to go shopping in my new car that I bought just a month ago. When I stepped outside, I saw someone had smashed the driver side's window. They didn't even steal anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 23:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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They all look the same to me

By Anonymous - 29/09/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I picked up my daughter from daycare. As we were getting into the car, I strapped her into the car seat, but something felt off. I looked back and realized I had picked up the wrong kid. In my defense, she was wearing the same jacket as my daughter. FML

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LarissaAllen 10

Thursday 5 September 2013 0:22

The doll doesn't care if it's hot...

jw90 18

Thursday 5 September 2013 0:22

From a distance it might be easy to confuse a doll for a child. But once they got up close I'd think they could distinguish.

Comments

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 5 September 2013 4:20

Someone thinks you have really ugly kids

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 5 September 2013 4:23

She should bring her doll with her...i know many little girls that do that...

TheWorldGreatest 8

Thursday 5 September 2013 4:24

The problem is that people react first then think afterward. ! I'm sure she was trying to be helpful and sure she felt stupid afterwards !

sassy2085 16

Thursday 5 September 2013 4:27

My boyfriends sister when she was a baby was almost packed by the movers when they were moving because they thought she was a cabbage patch doll

ninjaghost99 10

Thursday 5 September 2013 4:41

I'm not saying its your fault at all but ever since that little baby died left in the car, people have been a little touchy

asbmf 7

Thursday 5 September 2013 5:10

Have you ever seen a Cabbage Patch Doll? They look nothing like actual babies.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 5 September 2013 20:15

Have you ever seen some babies? They can be U.G.L.Y.

BMTHsuperfan 18

Thursday 5 September 2013 4:42

drugs.

angelofmusic113 9

Thursday 5 September 2013 4:54

I'm guessing if you know the reason why they smashed your window, you know who did it. Make them pay to replace it or call the cops on them.

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 5 September 2013 4:55

This is a serious matter! Every year, hundreds of dolls fall victim to being forgotten in a hot car, to melt and stink up the car's interior. Joking aside, this happened to a neighbor of mine. Her daughter has a "reborn" doll that was custom made to look exactly like she did when she was a newborn. It does look real.