Kids: Today, my car window got smashed, because someone somehow confused...

By mother to an ugly doll - 04/09/2013 18:10 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my car window got smashed, because someone somehow confused the doll my daughter always leaves strapped into a carseat for an actual kid. It's a cabbage patch kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 23:32 - Antigua and Barbuda

Today, I passed a car, and heard a baby crying in the back seat. It was hot and no one was around. All the doors were locked so I broke it with a rock, cutting my arm and setting the alarm off. Only to find out that it was a realistic baby doll. I have to get 7 stitches and pay for the window. FML

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Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By yardswoman - 29/06/2016 23:01

Today, I was mowing my yard when I hit a small rock, which hit my shed. I got done mowing and realized that it wasn't a small rock, it was my son's toy plyers and it wasn't my shed, it was my car window, which had shattered on impact. FML

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Road hazard

By houdinette - 22/11/2013 23:14 - Sweden - Norrköping

Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML

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By Parusu - 13/02/2014 00:52 - United States - Orlando

Today, a woman pushed a stroller in front of my car. Thinking I'd hit someone, I jumped out. Turns out it was a doll. The "woman" was a 14-year-old girl, claiming, "I did it for the Vine!" FML

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By effmylife - 06/09/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, when I was finished eating at McDonald's, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonald's. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML

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Vandals!

By volvo_owner - 10/02/2021 02:01 - Germany - Harsefeld

Today, I wanted to go shopping in my new car that I bought just a month ago. When I stepped outside, I saw someone had smashed the driver side's window. They didn't even steal anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 23:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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They all look the same to me

By Anonymous - 29/09/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I picked up my daughter from daycare. As we were getting into the car, I strapped her into the car seat, but something felt off. I looked back and realized I had picked up the wrong kid. In my defense, she was wearing the same jacket as my daughter. FML

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LarissaAllen 10

Thursday 5 September 2013 0:22

The doll doesn't care if it's hot...

jw90 18

Thursday 5 September 2013 0:22

From a distance it might be easy to confuse a doll for a child. But once they got up close I'd think they could distinguish.

Comments

NotoriousLES 14

Thursday 5 September 2013 0:54

When good deeds go bad...

lifesuckz32 4

Thursday 5 September 2013 0:55

People are too jumpy in today's society. Windows are too expensive for mistakes like that.

bellydancer82 15

Thursday 5 September 2013 0:57

Plot twist: they REALLY wanted a cabbage patch kid...

NoFlippinWai 24

Thursday 5 September 2013 12:47

or the stereo.

CorDa616 22

Thursday 5 September 2013 0:58

Oh the joy of stupidity...or the excuse of robbery - choices, choices...

lolita88_fml 27

Thursday 5 September 2013 1:02

This is why I think the human race is hopeless..

kingofbeer 2

Thursday 5 September 2013 4:19

i am agree

ksks1234 33

Thursday 5 September 2013 5:11

78--are you being facetious?

Little4Bear 10

Thursday 5 September 2013 7:46

Wtf? You're ridiculous. Okay guys! I guess faith is in the hands of the cabbage patch kids!

breakinlegs 19

Thursday 5 September 2013 1:06

its not a fair mistake, it was probably some kid who just watched the movie Kickass

thelizarddd 7

Thursday 5 September 2013 1:11

I like op's user name :)

Knightchaser27 25

Thursday 5 September 2013 1:27

I hope you were parked in a parking lot with cameras

Callilah 13

Thursday 5 September 2013 1:37

Lol, I just thought the other day if this ever happens....I guess it does. Sorry though that it happened.

whopper_sr 7

Thursday 5 September 2013 1:37

"Wait, is that a child sitting im the back of a car that is not mine? Better smash the windows!" How do you even come to that conclusion... sigh.

Dilwann 27

Thursday 5 September 2013 1:58

A young child left alone in a hot car could basically die within 15 mins. If anyone sees a child, unmoving, in a hot car, they should always try to get it out. But I do agree that the person who did that was acting on impulse. I hope they at least left their information so it can be settled.