Animals: Today, my cat had the greatest idea ever: hide inside our Christmas...

By DarkDisaster - 27/12/2012 10:16 - United States

Today, my cat had the greatest idea ever: hide inside our Christmas tree and attack anyone who walks past. It would have come as extremely funny to me if I hadn't been her first victim. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2022 03:00

Today, to try to have a less depressing Christmas, I've put up a small tree in my apartment and wrapped some presents for myself. I woke from a nap to the sound of my cat vomiting. What did she throw up on? The presents. FML

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Merry Xmas

By Christmas sucks - 24/12/2012 01:03 - United States - Boston

Today, I was wrapping presents for my daughter, trying to be really quiet. Behind me, the cat decided to climb the tree, which then fell on top of me and I couldn't move. My daughter had to help me up. She now knows everything she's getting for Christmas this year. FML

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Christmas Chaos

By shaggyberaddy - 05/01/2018 05:00

Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to get my cat out of our seven-foot Christmas tree. Once he was done, he tore about the house and broke the nativity scene, beheading baby Jesus and a wise man in the process. The tree is fucked. FML

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Evil but cute

By WearingOff - 14/07/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I realized my new kitten is the spawn of the devil. It decided to go get itself stuck in a tree. I tried to climb up to rescue it. But it kept climbing higher. I was about to grab the cat when I fell. The cat then jumped down and started purring. FML

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Cartoonish

By Anonymous - 16/12/2021 02:01

Today, my kid jumped from the couch into our Christmas tree. As she literally slid down the entire tree, it was like it was happening in slow motion. I was laughing so hard, I peed myself, so I had to clean up decorations and my own piss. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

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Stealth attack

By Anonymous - 11/12/2020 16:58 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today, I was cooking when I got jumped from behind by my friend's cat, who thought my back would make a great lookout perch. Yesterday he tried to sharpen his claws on me. Last time I looked in the mirror I didn't look like a tree trunk, but maybe I need glasses. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 17:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my cat tried to jump up to the window, and missed. This would have been hilarious if I had not been sleeping under that same window, and then caught him with my face. FML

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By catlover - 13/12/2012 11:04 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I went Christmas shopping for my cat. I still haven't bought presents for my family, yet my cat already has several small gifts under the tree and an outfit to wear around the house. I really need a new hobby. FML

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flysniper77 6

Thursday 27 December 2012 19:03

Not everyday you get attacked by pussy

MelTheGreat 23

Thursday 27 December 2012 19:38

Unless you're Tiger Woods.

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ICastillo 24

Thursday 27 December 2012 19:09

Surprise!!! He was just giving you a hug for Christmas. Don't be so rude and just accept with open arms.

80skid 15

Thursday 27 December 2012 19:11

Psycho cat.

nycwrestler 17

Thursday 27 December 2012 22:08

Crazy pussy

abbiyroad 16

Friday 28 December 2012 2:45

That pussy's a riot

Looee 20

Thursday 27 December 2012 19:12

Some cats cannot be trusted.

howdeedoo 22

Thursday 27 December 2012 19:46

Seeing how many cat FML's there are, I would say most cats can't be trusted

daytoday21 10

Thursday 27 December 2012 19:12

Hard to have much sympathy for you when you would have thought it funny if it were anyone else

hama806 19

Thursday 27 December 2012 19:14

Your cat is awesome!

amykins11 6

Thursday 27 December 2012 19:18

maybe your cat was unhappy with its lack of presents

Werken247 14

Thursday 27 December 2012 21:07

Or maybe the cat was pissed about the pandora bracelet OP got her.

ManInTheMachine 19

Thursday 27 December 2012 21:29

I'm pretty sure it's because she told it what she was getting it for Christmas.

billyz77 24

Thursday 27 December 2012 23:06

Like all the people I've read about the last few days. I wonder if I'm the only person that had a beautiful Christmas?

tararochelle 18

Thursday 27 December 2012 19:18

Still funny to me!! Cats are angry little animals, aren't they?? :)

Sir_ND_Pity 35

Thursday 27 December 2012 19:19

OP is hurt right meow, but you were able to avoid greater suffering by a whisker so be happy!

nycwrestler 17

Thursday 27 December 2012 22:10

Purrhaps puns aren't your thing.

Sir_ND_Pity 35

Thursday 27 December 2012 22:38

Yeah, I realized what a catastrophe that was :3

wagne057 6

Thursday 27 December 2012 19:28

Maybe she's just fulfilling her dreams of being a terrifying panther attacking passing prey!

perdix 29

Thursday 27 December 2012 19:38

So, you are into schadenfreude, other people's pain. Great. Happy ******* new year!

Werken247 14

Thursday 27 December 2012 21:05

Awwww Perdix... you say that like it's a bad thing.

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