Animals: Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house.... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/10/2009 02:58 - United States

Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML

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LET ME IN!

By Sam - 15/11/2024 20:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my cat somehow managed to lock me out of my apartment by jumping on the doorknob while I was taking the trash out. I had to call a locksmith, and now it's like my cat won't even come near at me, like I betrayed him for allowing a stranger into our home. FML

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Pure evil

By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 11:30 - United States - Greenville

Today, I got a call at work. My cat somehow managed to lock my boyfriend and dog out of the house. The rental manager charged us $25 to open the door. The cat seems quite pleased with herself. FML

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Goddamn cat!

By Anonymous - 22/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Monsey

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and I noticed the balcony door was open. As I went to go close it, I swear I saw my cat wondering outside and I panicked. Long story short, I locked myself out searching for the cat and the next thing I knew, he was meowing at me from the balcony a few feet above me. FML

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LET ME OUT

By jynxisadouchebag - 27/02/2015 00:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was doing laundry, and decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML

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A Caturday surprise

By fucking cat - 02/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I shut the door to the bedroom so my wife and I could have a serious talk. Unfortunately, the cat stuck his paw under the door and started flailing around, causing me to bust up laughing at a bad moment. My wife was furious, threw a water bottle at me, and locked me out overnight. FML

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Asshole

By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 20:38 - Netherlands - Mierlo

Today, my drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into my now-mauled face. FML

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By catslave - 17/09/2016 08:43 - New Zealand

Today, my cat wanted to go out. She watched me open the front door, leave it open while I got something from the car then come back inside. She then insisted on going out the back door. I'm a slave to a cat. FML

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How could you, Human?

By I'm a dumbass - 27/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I closed my bedroom door before I went to work this morning so my cat wouldn't chew on the cords in there. When I got back, I couldn't find my other cat anywhere. I went to my bedroom and heard her yelling. She was in there, stuck there all morning and afternoon. Oops. FML

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By izu - 16/09/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

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Haunted house

By Anonymous - 19/12/2020 16:58 - Germany

Today, I jumped when, after being home alone for days, I suddenly saw the door handle move. Apparently, the cats weren't happy about being locked out of the kitchen and were pretty close to figuring things out. FML

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oystersmoke 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 9:26

what's so odd about that? my dog runs a lock smith co, you should of call him.

polarpaul 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 9:25

If a cat and door lock can so easily lock you out, you might want to leave a key with a neighbor who is smarter than their pets.

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prettykitty123 0

Friday 23 October 2009 3:49

Should it be my dad and I?

Intoxicunt 5

Friday 23 October 2009 6:34

Ok, the rule is this: Just leave off the other person's name and see if it sounds right. "Today, my cat managed to lock I outside..." Nope. Now you know! :)

prettykitty123 0

Friday 23 October 2009 3:51

KITTTYS ARE NOT POINTLESS! MEOW

Bgreat09 0

Friday 23 October 2009 3:55

Yea they so are pointless We use them for shooting targets where im from!!!

honeyishrnkdakid 2

Friday 23 October 2009 4:14

YOUR CAT ROCKS!!! Ha ha (in a Nelson voice)

jons_phucked 0

Friday 23 October 2009 8:24

cat ninja skills FTW!!!

Ninjaface 0

Friday 23 October 2009 10:48

Sounds like someone's cat had fun watching kittycat ****.

anonymous122 0

Friday 23 October 2009 12:35

how the hell did he do that??

ralucanicoleta 0

Friday 23 October 2009 13:06

what does YDI mean? and what does OP mean too? :/// i dont do slang.. :L

MyTeddy68 0

Friday 23 October 2009 22:20

#88 ydi means "you deserved it" and op is "original post"

Brenovich 0

Friday 23 October 2009 16:39

AHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA LOLS Kitty wins

MyLifeSucks_You 8

Saturday 24 October 2009 2:33

Ha! Smart kitty!

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