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By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 05:59 - United States

Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

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By Crystal_Nicole - 14/12/2013 05:05 - United States - Wichita

Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML

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By Brody89 - 09/04/2014 18:40 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

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By Sorry kitty - 23/11/2022 16:00

Today, my cat sat on me, 30 minutes before I had to go to work. When I picked him up almost immediately after he got comfortable so I could get ready, he looked and sounded absolutely crushed. FML

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By CatLady - 24/08/2009 13:38 - Canada

Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 09:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

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By PityKitty - 24/12/2013 16:53

Today, I pretended to cry in front of my cat because she doesn't cuddle with me anymore. Yeah, I tried to guilt-trip my cat into loving me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 12:00

Today, after struggling to fall asleep due to stress, my cat decided to wake me up by standing on me and meowing until I got up. Just for me to show him that my boyfriend had already put food in his dish. FML

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By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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By He's special - 29/01/2025 08:00 - United States

Today, my cat keeps walking into my room and screaming at me to pay attention to him. When I try to do so, he moves away. Then he yells at me from a distance. I don't wanna play this game. FML

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louiserosen 4

Sunday 21 October 2012 15:56

Well that was a new one

MrSassypants 33

Sunday 21 October 2012 16:31

#26 I'm pretty sure the restaurant Red Lobster isn't a fish either.

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ChapulinColorado 2

Sunday 21 October 2012 22:08

Smart kitty

rightspark 7

Sunday 21 October 2012 23:17

Time to get a dog its mans best friend

titibug823 11

Sunday 21 October 2012 23:40

Its a cat... they all do weird things. Don't take it personally.

mfischer 17

Monday 22 October 2012 0:29

31 - Why were you so sass-- Ah. Right.

berryblizzard 11

Monday 22 October 2012 0:54

Cats are assholes anyways.

fordneagles 34

Monday 22 October 2012 2:30

Well duh, it's a CAT. Get over it mate, it's not all about you.

TurtleHabitat 0

Monday 22 October 2012 3:10

Should of gotten a turtle

BusinessTurtle 8

Monday 22 October 2012 11:39

I concur

Evilpirate 10

Monday 22 October 2012 6:38

How would you know?

DRush_fml 12

Monday 22 October 2012 10:16

This is why cats are douches!

Attica 20

Monday 22 October 2012 12:30

Rejected :( well, get out the catnip or the shake the Temptations bag and he'll change his mind. Cats can be jerks sometimes, but we love them anyway.

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