Animals: Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed...

By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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You deserved it 22 966

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By Kas - 25/11/2020 11:02

Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 778

You deserved it 144

By Stupidhuman - 13/04/2017 13:02 - United States - Sparta

Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 536

You deserved it 2 205

Stomach bug?

By Heather Scurfield - 21/03/2021 10:59

Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 011

You deserved it 139

By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 008

You deserved it 28 867

By Adam - 16/03/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 335

You deserved it 5 185

Wake up Boo

By Megan Snair - 01/09/2019 04:01

Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 564

You deserved it 203

Book it!

By Kiera Ayala - 08/06/2019 12:00

Today, I got into bed as my cat crept under it. I then heard him gagging, so I instantly got back up to get him out, because my floor is carpeted. As I pulled him into the hall, he flew upwards, made a horrific "Blagh!" sound, projectile vomited everywhere, then hit the wall and ran. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 603

You deserved it 322

By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 685

You deserved it 3 453

The gift

By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 489

You deserved it 171

Time to go to the vet

By Pooped - 08/09/2023 01:00 - United States

Today, my cat is extremely sick and has trouble grooming himself. As evidenced by his butt. He laid on me for a while and it wasn't until a few minutes after he got off that I realized he had stained my pants. That also explains why my chair suddenly looks so nasty, and why my room smells horrible. FML

I agree, your life sucks 544

You deserved it 250

ancientmudkipz 0

Friday 13 March 2009 1:08

i lol'd

Bubs_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 1:18

Eh, cats just tend to vomit at inopportune times. Don't sweat it. It's just like how dogs only seem to hump things when you have company over.

Comments

mrcarmine 0

Friday 13 March 2009 2:06

LIES

mich23 10

Friday 13 March 2009 2:09

oh dee, that sux

Kingrayer 0

Friday 13 March 2009 2:23

its probly not for looking at you, but thats still hilarious!!

Tuxedo_Mask 0

Friday 13 March 2009 2:25

LMFAO

wasd_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 2:27

Funny, but no where near fml... Obviously animals can't tell the difference between what makes humans ugly or not. Come back when a guy throws up after looking at you.

artanis_neravar 0

Friday 13 March 2009 2:35

just remember: cats don't lie you must be hideous

wrestler_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 2:40

#19.... you're so stupid that you don't deserve to live. Go jump in front of the subway. Spare America the taxpayer money that will be spent SPED-ing, jailing and rehabilitating your offspring. To the speaker: Why are YOU complaining? You obviously haven't had to work hard or exercise much, if you could be that ugly. You also haven't been underfed either. Be glad you're in America! The CAT is the thing that I feel sorry for. He has to live a tough animal life, eating that crappy cat food, and he can't even go into the damn bathroom without having to puke by looking at his grossly obese owner (who then proceeds to write an undeserved "FML" for HIMSELF instead of the cat!). ...That, or the cat simply had a hair-ball/stomach virus and had to throw up. Either way, it sucks for the cat, not for you. ---------------- Lastly, to the speaker: If this really, truly bothers you that much that you have to complain to billions of people on the internet about it.... then why not simply take the initiative, get off your butt, and exercise? It's really not that hard. And if you get good at a sport, the lifting and running is that much more fun, since you have a purpose for doing it.

Misanthropist 0

Friday 13 March 2009 2:48

I wish it had puked on your face for this totally wasted FML. Cats obviously have no grasp of human appearence, and thus accepting the coincidence that your cat was sick while you we're undressing implies you're hideous makes you a self-conscious moron. Though I don't doubt the likelihood of your being hideous, please have the decency to restrain yourself from posting stories of your paranoid antics here. I want to read stories about people having serious unfortunate things happen to them, not people creating unfortunate circumstances for themselves. Two thumbs up, yours.