By Stinkybedroom - 30/12/2009 13:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my cat was yowling and meowing pathetically outside my door, I checked she had food, water, and she followed me back up to my room. She nestled down on the radiator behind my desk, then threw up all over it. The cat sick is stuck inside the radiator, and it smells just lovely. FML
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Thebozman 0

Yeah I'm OP, just to clear things up...I am English and 'sick' is a fairly acceptable synonym for vomit (the noun). My cat is NOT stuck in my radiator, it just puked in it, I'm 16, is it so unacceptable to have a family cat in the city? Oh, and yes, I was being sarcastic :P

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snafu57 1

Thousands of years ago, ancient Egyptians worshipped cats as gods. Unfortunately, cats never forgot this.

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myfriend_youfail 3

No, they mean "cat sick", as in "cat puke". What Intoxicunt said. Edit: you're first. No one gives a ****.

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Newbie21 1

love the sarcasm.  GL

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g7190g92 1

I don't see what's wrong with the word "vomit," or even "barf" or "puke." Also, vomiting is not always the result of sickness, so it doesn't even always make sense to call vomiting "getting sick."

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altaira_fml 0

Brits don't generally use the word "barf". We use the word sick.

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TheLetterZero 7

YDI for not owning more than one cat. Cats are awesome, you should always have at least two!

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snafu57 1

Thousands of years ago, ancient Egyptians worshipped cats as gods. Unfortunately, cats never forgot this.

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halfday 0

cat's are good for sighting in my riffle

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Lizofsmeg 0

Why can no one on here spell? At least the OP used correct English - y'know, actually being English does help....

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CallMeHush 0

You can borrow one of my dogs, it is broken and would love to lick that thing clean. Can you guess what dog doesn't get to lick my face?

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darkmis1 17

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scurrry 0

.... he didn't say it was stuck behind a radiator, he said it was sick/barfed behind it. and FYL

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grampa_pubes666 0

you should kill it, then kill your second grade teacher

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LEPOfficer 0

I think it was a subtle jab at the confusing way this FML was constructed.

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jl611 0

maybe..... the person who wrote it is english, and their way of speaking might be slightly different to your own? I'm english and it made perfect sense to me. (y)

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LEPOfficer 0

A comma splice is bad no matter where you live....

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