By Stinkybedroom - 30/12/2009 13:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my cat was yowling and meowing pathetically outside my door, I checked she had food, water, and she followed me back up to my room. She nestled down on the radiator behind my desk, then threw up all over it. The cat sick is stuck inside the radiator, and it smells just lovely. FML
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Thebozman 0

Yeah I'm OP, just to clear things up...I am English and 'sick' is a fairly acceptable synonym for vomit (the noun). My cat is NOT stuck in my radiator, it just puked in it, I'm 16, is it so unacceptable to have a family cat in the city? Oh, and yes, I was being sarcastic :P

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snafu57 1

Thousands of years ago, ancient Egyptians worshipped cats as gods. Unfortunately, cats never forgot this.

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myfriend_youfail 3

No, they mean "cat sick", as in "cat puke". What Intoxicunt said. Edit: you're first. No one gives a ****.

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sparxva 12

Just spray the radiatot with some bleach and water.

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mrmystery96 0

Ah, I just love the smell of cat puke in the morning.

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jamjenni2774 0

Better get the elbow grease out!!

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IAMLALA 0

OP, i hope ur cat is okay. @19 egyptians didnt worship cats as gods. egyptians actually only worshipped 1 God. neter.

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doggywoop 0

Aww that sucks to be you. To pay back the cat use it as a mop to clean up your room

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emygirl13 0

did anyone else notice that when the "OP" commented on his "own" FML it wasn't the same username as the one who posted it......... cats are not evil, did u ever think about that maybe YOU were the cause if it being mean???? neither are they gross, dogs are just as gross as they are, don't hate on animals, cats are awesome :D

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knifesedge 0

cat's are vicious, ugly, annoying, attention-seeking, selfish and pesky animals/pets. they're just always wanting attention. dogs on the other hand are: cute, lovable, soft, sweet, caring, kind, photogenic, loving & indipendant animals/pets. i dont think theres really any comparison.

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steve898 0

first, #6 is a moron. second, thats disgusting.

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FJT 0

your cat is sick, and stuck, and all you're worried about is the smell? poor cat deserves a better owner.

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