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By whydoidothis - 03/10/2014 11:29 - United Kingdom

Today, my colleague and I played yet another wonderful game of 'Tapeworm or Toilet Paper?' in the homeless shelter's toilets we were asked to clean. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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By minimum wage - 02/04/2012 08:38 - Canada

Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML

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True hero

By MentalHealthWorker - 17/09/2020 02:05

Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML

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By cj1012 - 08/07/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By Former Professor - 21/07/2019 22:00

Today, I happily went to an interview after job searching for months. I learned a large part of my job would be cleaning the toilets. Every. Single. Hour. I used to lecture at a university until budget cuts happened. FML

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Classy

By Anonymous - 22/10/2019 22:00 - France

Today, I've got two family members over to stay. So far, I have found a dirty Q-Tip, a nasty toe nail and had to clean up period blood from toilets, bin, and the floor. FML

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By Cultus - 05/06/2018 19:00

Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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Cooperation

By Anonymous - 24/01/2021 02:02 - Germany - Emden

Today, I share a bathroom with two other people and we divide tasks equally. They take care of making it dirty; I take care of making it clean. FML

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By shewhopoopsinlitterboxes - 25/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Downingtown

Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Friday 3 October 2014 15:50

I'd feel worse for the poor people who have to use these toilets...

PipingMouse 14

Friday 3 October 2014 16:08

Make sure you don't touch the toilet seats with any of your body parts because then you'll be playing 'Herpes or Cold Sore?'

Comments

Bentonic 11

Friday 3 October 2014 21:25

Would I be correct in assuming that it was the former?

fader48080 10

Friday 3 October 2014 22:53

truly a game with no winners if I ever saw one.

ezzeeelouueeezey 0

Saturday 4 October 2014 1:08

It could be worse, you could be homeless.

tehdarkness 21

Saturday 4 October 2014 4:03

Does the fact that you were asked to clean them mean that you are paying a debt to society through community service? If not then kudos to you for your involvement in the community. If so then YDI.

alex_jones2312 7

Saturday 4 October 2014 9:08

Well done for helping out the homeless!

BarbieBlanca 10

Monday 6 October 2014 4:35

omg sorry

StephiBelle 11

Wednesday 8 October 2014 2:06

That sounds delightful...

MissGoodbye 12

Wednesday 8 October 2014 14:32

Why do people give homeless people such shit. You are in no way better than a homeless person. Homeless people just need some help. Don't be such a bitch about it just because they don't have a house.