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By mrboston - 01/09/2009 23:44 - United States

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Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML
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caancoha 0

[Cont.] I hope you winked at him and moaned out, "I thought you should have a taste of the next year of your life" as you finished, got up, stroked his face, and shrugged on your robe.

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devildog_angel23 0

HAHAHA. I love how this is worded!!!

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anonacs 0

It is a good thing that didn't happen. Therefore this doesn't ******* belong here. **** off you stupid bastard.

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tmptmptmp 0

#14 is a ******* moran

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xoerica9 0

Funny how #14 calls the OP stupid, when they CLEARLY don't understand the sarcasm.

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jcasebier 5

you spelled "moron" wrong

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TFNLbosox 0

no u guys r retarded #14 was obviously being sarcastic

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shinshoku13 19

#86 its actualy not obvious and the guy is a ******* dumbass for not understanding the fml

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Noah_h 0

phew that woulda been akward luckily it didn't happen

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biwinning88 1

I hope that comment is sarcastic... I decided to read the comments on this fml for the sole purpose I wanted to see how many people didn't get it.

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Nightfallz 0

so how is this a fml? you said you were not on the couch naked jackin off so who cares? this should not have made it past mods honestly it's not even a real fml. today I met my new roomate but I was NOT jackin it on the couch. fml. freak.

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iloveyouxx121 0

what is wrong with you do you have the common scene of a 5 year old?!

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smileyxo4 5

is this comment sarcastic ? or are you just stupid ?

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Wow_FYL_BIZNITCH 7

77- you're*

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_delusions_ 15

tf man. Are you that stupid? It was sarcasm.

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oopsie_daisy8446 0

he is being sarcastic, you morons. it did happen. op, i love how this is worded. :)

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aushalyn 0

I agree with mostly everyone! It's cool how it is worded. But apparently, a few didn't get it. To bad. :)

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Glam_fml 0

It's sarcasm people. He actually was naked on the couch.

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