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By mrboston - 01/09/2009 23:44 - United States

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Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML
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caancoha 0

[Cont.] I hope you winked at him and moaned out, "I thought you should have a taste of the next year of your life" as you finished, got up, stroked his face, and shrugged on your robe.

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its_jaspertasic 0

This is awesomely phrased. Your life does indeed suck. It kind of depends on how long you had to live with them, too, I guess.

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ishirticapslock 0

Hahaha. I would've read this and moved on but for the wording. That's hilarious. (The wording, I mean. That first impression sucks.)

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idk333333 0

Well yeah its awkward at that time but who knows? I bet in a couple months or so maybe longer/shorter you guys will just laugh your asses off about it.

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kekerules 0

I hope you finished before helping him move in. Prioritise.

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Starcadia 0

This is too much win for one post!!! I can't stop LOL'ing :P

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Garrote_fml 0

Sounds like you wanted some college experimentation.

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che_williams 0

who the **** does that in the first few days of school when you know the other roomate hasnt come in yet?

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minenotyours 0

I love the way this is written! "Today i moved into my college dorm today and found my new roommate naked, playing with himself on the couch. i think I'm gay now. fml"

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blurgmine_fml 0

hahaha he shoulda said need a hand? I woulda just bent her over and get to work hahaha since she was warming ip already

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Castfire 0

the OP said the roommate was a man.

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