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By mrboston - 01/09/2009 23:44 - United States

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Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML
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caancoha 0

[Cont.] I hope you winked at him and moaned out, "I thought you should have a taste of the next year of your life" as you finished, got up, stroked his face, and shrugged on your robe.

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wolfsheart 14

Today, I met my new roommate. He was masturbating on the couch when I walked in. FML

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marti1497 10

hahaa the way this is written is just amazing. (: lol

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gabrayal 10

Op's roommate Today, is my first day of college and as soon as I walked into the dorm, I saw my roommate touching himself on the couch. Naked. Welcome to college. It's gonna be a long year!. Fml

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sarah2144 14

Didn't you know he was moving in that day? Why would you even jack off on the couch and run the risk of him walking in and seeing you?

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cmtxbe 6

You really,really, really deserved it. First of all why would you do it right in the "living room" knowing your new roommate can move in, any given time. Have some dignity and do it in your bedroom, at night, with the door closed...

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